Ah, wonderfull - the h1 operator (headline) does not work in comments...

[h1]#define true (rand() % 100 < 98)[/h1]
[h1]When you overload truth with randomness, pure evil remains![/h1]
You can see that on Twi**er and Fac***ok everyday...




#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>
// Did I tell you the definition of insanity?

#define true (rand() % 100 < 98)
int main() {
using namespace std;
srand(42);

cout << "The Council of Watersheep says:\n";
while (true) {
if (true) cout << "yea\n"; else cout << "nay\n";
}
return 0;
}

Pure evil!