Recent reviews by apwelty

Taught me the basic rules of poker but in all honesty Tycho needs to die and hanged by his neck 100 feet above any city capital while his body burns into ashes blown away into the deepest pit of hell where no one nor wind will ever come in contact with his remains.

Cant play cuz they want my full information before putting me on 10 impossible captchas then giving me an error of too many attempts dont play this ♥♥♥♥ game io

For those who wondering, YES! This mod DOES include a 'fully modeled' alyx!

It is very scary. I couldn't go on and finish it but it is very very scary but to be fairly honest. It LACKS Jumbo Josh Without him banban is not banban it is like poop crap something this game needs to go back to its old days and introduce Jumbo josh again becuz he is like a green gorilla n is actually a good character unlike all the characters which is why i believe that we should all start beheading tf2 players as a petition to the community's agreement to bring back Jumbo josh cuz every moment he ever had (which is like 5 times in the ENTIRE SERIES!) was rlly all epic and cool but without him this game feels empty and soulless, so come on and lets behead tf2 players

8/10 game needs more jumbo josh
#BeheadAllTF2Players

Cool character pack but fight the temptation. Hold off with the purchase until they fix the game by adding well needed basic features and 'Promised' offline mode.

Had to put my controller down and have deep thoughts about the 'ASS-ASS-in' card

game too easy, make it harder

trash and scam

#BeheadAllTF2Players

Didn't even play the game BUT THIS GAME IS THE PEAKEST GAME OF THE ENTIRE SERIES, THIS GAME IS ABOUT FINDING AND SAVING JUMBO JOSH FROM THE GRAY GOO MONSTERS THAT TAKING CONTROLS OF OUR BANBAN FRIENDS!!!! SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BUY AND PLAY BECAUSE JUMBO JOSH IS THE GREATEST CHARACTER IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE SAVING HIM FOR HIM TO HELP US SAVE THE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY THE GRAY PURPLE GOO MONSTERS!!! W JUMBO JOSH W BANBAN W SURGERON!!! GREATEST GAME OF OUR GENERATION!!

BUT! THE GAME devsS ARE MONKEYS AND APPARENTLY THEY CALL OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER JUMBO JOSH A GREEN GORILLA, LIKE WTF? HE IS NOT A GORILLA STOP CALLING HIM LIKE THAT CUZ HE NOT A GORILLA HES JUMBO AND HIS NAME IS JOSH, HES GREEN BUT NOT A GORILLA STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 THE PPL SAY THIS GAME IS OVER 2 HOURS IT ISNT!!!!! IN FACT I ATE FOR 30 MINS WHILE THE GAME WAS OPEN AND STILL FINISHED IN 1.9 HRS!!!! STOP LYING!!!!!!!