Angry Wizard
Brendan
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
If I was a Garbage Man, I could walk up to that board and show you that the line represents garbage. But, I'm not. I'm just a mad sexual educator. I just educate people about sexuality, madly.
If I was a Garbage Man, I could walk up to that board and show you that the line represents garbage. But, I'm not. I'm just a mad sexual educator. I just educate people about sexuality, madly.
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My two favourite Ancient Greek poems about gangbangs
τἡν μίαν Ἐρμογένης κἀγώ ποτε καὶ Κλεόβουλος
ἤγομεν εἰς κοινὴν κύπριν Ἀριστοδίκην·
ἧς ἔλαχον μὲν ἐγὼ πολιὴν ἄλα ναιέμεν αὐτός·
εἵς γὰρ ἕν, οὐ πάντες πάντα, διειλόμεθα.
Ἑρμογένης δ' ἔλαχε στυγερὸν δόμον εὐρώεντα,
ἔνθ' ἀκται νεκύων, καὶ ἐρινεοὶ ἦνεμόεντες
δινεῦνται πνοιῇ δυσκελάων ἀνέμων.
Ζῆνα δὲ θὲς Κλεόβουλον, ὃς οὐρανὸν εἰσαναβαίνειν,
τὸ ψολόεν κατέχων ἐν χερὶ πῦρ, ἔλαχεν.
γῆ δ' ἔμενε ξυνὴ πάντων· ψίαθον γὰρ ἐν αὐτῇ
στρώσαντες, τὴν γραῦν ὧδε διειλόμεθα.
—Nicharcus 11.328

Ἡ τρισὶ λειτουργοῦσα πρὸς ἒν τάχος ἀνδράσι
Λύδη,
τῷ μὲν ὑπὲρ νηδύν, τῷ δ' ὑπό, τῷ δ' ὄπιθεν,
εἰσδέχομαι φιλόπαιδα, γυναικομανῆ, φιλυβριστήν·
εἰ σπεύδεις, ἐλθὼν σὺν δυσί, μὴ κατέχου.
—Tudicius Gallus 5.49
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Adds GWF Hegel character to Ultimate Arena
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PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
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653 Hours played
It is simultaneously the perfect entry point into traditional war games for players who aren't ready to jump into deep end with Gary Grigsby's War in the East II, and a daunting and rich challenge for the veteran wargamer. Make no mistake, on the higher difficulty levels your victories will be hard won. Some have criticised the Unity of Command series as being too puzzle like in their game mechanics, that scenarios must be completed in a very specific way. I would have partially agreed with this line of criticism if we were talking about Unity of Command 1, but in Unity of Command 2 there's simply too much of a variety in available tactics, strategic choice and straight up RNG for this criticism to really feel valid. As for those who complain that it's primarily a game about logistics? Well, what's that one quote that's been attributed to everyone from Napoleon to Omar Bradley? "Amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics." If anything the focus on logistics and operational warfare is the game's greatest strength, there's nothing as satisfying as achieving an operational breakthrough and seeing the enemy start to wither and withdraw. You're not hard up for content either, they've just about covered every front of the North African/European theatres with DLC and there's plenty of replayability with the alternate campaign tracks. Achieving a Rhine bridgehead and initiating Operation Unthinkable as the Allies in the main campaign is a hell of a lot of fun. Great game, one of my favourites for unwinding and listening to a podcast.
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