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1 person found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record
This is the best game that I can't recommend solely because of technical issues.
They shouldve called this one Loading Screen Marine.
Booting the game up? 5 minute load time. Continuing the game from main menu? 3 minute load time. Customizing your character? 10 second load time for each customization preview. Loading into a mission? 2 minute load time. Loading the victory screen after a mission? 90 second load time. Loading back into the hub AFTER the victory screen? 2 minute load time.
You will spend more time staring at the spinning Ultra Marine symbol in the corner than you will killing Xenos. Which sucks butt because this game's combat loop is REALLY fun, but I have better things to do besides waiting for the game to load. This isn't even getting into the insane and deliberately confusing monetization of this game. GW will nickel and dime you for glorified recolors the same way they nickel and dime you for plastic toys.
Posted 29 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.6 hrs on record
I do not recommend Baldur's Gate 3 to other players.
Posted 14 August, 2025.
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97 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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5.8 hrs on record
Step 1. Make successful game with a respectable publisher.
Step 2. Go crazy corporate and have your company bought by Ep*c Games.
Step 3. Cut your game off from a huge consumer base by being removed from Steam, then stuff your game full of 40 dollar fortnite esque crossovers.
Step 4. Get gutted by Ep*c Games and doomed to obscurity.
Masterful gambit, Mr. Mediatonic.
Posted 24 June, 2025.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
Poor man's Slay the Spire.
Or I guess technically Rich man's Slay the Spire considering the amount of money they want you to pay for this crap.
Posted 24 June, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Shovelware with no developer communication and hardly any updates. You can find better games for free on Roblox, let alone for 12 bucks on steam.
Posted 7 June, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The biggest complaint about Aestheta is that it doesn't have an Early Access tag.
This is clearly an unfinished product and should've been released as a demo.
Balance is terribly in the player's favor, Ai doesn't even put up a fight in the early game. Layout is initially VERY clunky, but you get used to it kind of quick. Although I'd still like to see it improved. Missing basic features like detailed card descriptions and doesn't have a tutorial of any kind, expecting you to already be familiar with Clash Royale. I am still recommending this game because the foundation is solid and as an entirely independent developer, Aplove likely needs the capital from sales in order to continue development.
Posted 5 June, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Waiter, waiter! More Gen Z Nostalgia bait, please!
Posted 15 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
RIP Paladins. You weren't that fun tbh
Posted 26 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
The perfect blend of TF2 and Counter Strike. Pubs are a total blast, too bad nobody's ever online :[
Posted 26 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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39.9 hrs on record
This is the best video game ever if you don't like video games.
Like I'm being so serious. If you grew up playing sport and car sims you probably think this is a master class with a living world and deep narrative experience. But like, put a couple dozen hours into literally anything else in the genre (even Oblivion LOL) and you'll understand that this is a boring shallow theme park with terrible combat, terrible dialogue, terrible story, terrible quests, pretty good graphics, and pretty good dungeon design.
Posted 26 April, 2025.
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