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Listen here PICKLE, I demand more jelly beans and this time I want them WITHOUT the added roofie. I could BARELY make my way back to my home after the watermelon jelly bean made me see sounds.

TELL ELMER HE OWES ME A TENNER FOR THAT POKER GAME...And your wallet.

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You listen here you weeping turd, Elmer promised me all the TP if I stopped lathering your toilet seat with butter every morning. I thought I was doing you a FAVOR by allowing you to take a fresh popcorn smelling crap every morning.

As for your putrid tooth brush, the source of the herpes plague in town is because of YOU!!!!! You’re patient zero and Darla the gas station attendant is sick of you giving her and her grandma crabs. So I’ll drag my bum wherever I DAMN WELL PLEASE.

Remember, I have the footage of what you did to the senators son, I made sure not to turn off the cameras that day….:It’s closing in full circle, Pickle. Watch your back