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It's COOL to be a furry!
Post this on the wall of a furry friend and tell them how COOL they are

And then i took that staff, BAM! Disenchanted it on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spot. And Jimmy was PISSED! He was just all like "IMA CHARGING MY FIREBALL!!" and im like "Dont do it, Jimmy!" hes like "IMA FIRING MY FIREBALL" And i was like.. BAM! CounterSpell, and.. BAM! That counter spell pissed off jimmy, cause jimmy, he didn't specc for improved CounterSpell. So he was just like "URGH!!" and... and then he did it, he was just plug-polled right on the spot. He was there! Disappeared* He just probably like kicked his computer over, i dont event know.And i never saw him again, that was the last jimmy.

So it got pretty bad between me and Jimmy, you know, we kept pulling pranks on eachother, i kept doing scryer quests that screwed over aldor, and he kept doing aldor quests that screwed over everybody, and, it just got bad. Then one day, at the auction house, and i saw Jimmy had bid on a sweet mage staff, and really want the mage staff, but you know, you make a ton of money in burning crusade so you know i was just like BUYOUT.. BAM!, Then I ran to my mailbox, i grab the staff, i ran back, jimmy is still standing there, and i open trade with him! And jimmy was just like "What the hell man?! I had bid on that, and it was on Short, i dont... WHat? Why did you do that?!" and i was like "Cause you are an aldor, ♥♥♥♥♥!"

and jimmy was just like "What the hell man? Are you poisoning our soup? I caught the last ♥♥♥♥♥ trying to do that, you know what i did? I shot a fireball in his FACE!" And i was like "Jimmy, i wasnt gonna do it, it was just a quest man." "Oh, just a quest" Jimmy says he is like "Just a quest? Yea well i slept with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother" im like "What the hell, Jimmy, why did you sleep with my mom?!" he was like "Duur, it was a quest" i was like "DUDE, you did not have a quest to sleep with my mom" he is like "Yes i DID! Go ask blizzard" So i did, i said to the ticket and i was like "Hey uhm, is there an aldor quest where the objective is to sleep with my mother?"

And then it happent, erhm, one of the blood elf dudes gave me this quest, he told me to go poison the aldor victory party soup, and i was like "Dude, i cant do that, Jimmy is and aldor" That blood elf guy didn't even look at me, he was just like i accepted the quest and he didn't wanna tell me anymore information. I thottbotted it, i got the loc, and people were... i was reading the thottbot and they are like "Locs are cheating" and i sent the message on thottbot, i was like "SHUT UP! your a r-third by cheating anyway!" So you know i wa.. and then anyway, i looked at the loc, i went to the soup can and i was like *Damn i cant do this, Jimmy is an aldor* and i was standing right in front of the soup holding the poison.. BAM! Jimmy caught me and jimmy just walks right up to me, and he was PISSED!