Recent reviews by SEMEN RETENTION SPECIALIST

Yeah this is pretty addicting I cant lie. I really look forward to spending at least 500 hours trying to explore every nook and cranny of this game to get every achievement. Thank you Edmund for making a game to rival your trash Isaac.

Spent 8 hours with a mate just selling a product named "Bill Cosby Special" that turns people black.
10/10 GOTY

i would write something positive if the game would actually boot up in the first place. nothing i despise more than whatever the ♥♥♥♥ ubisoft is doing with their garbage steam competitor.

0 wins.

all dat work just for no payoff and blue balls at the ending. ♥♥♥♥ this game.

the gaming equivalent of sharing used fentanyl needles

nosotros vivimos en una sociedad

it's alright but i don't recommend spending more than a few hours
if valve is willing to bribe me with a classic fiat 500 then i am willing to give this game a positive review

gaming.

i'd say the only really bad thing about this game is the 15 year old "doomer" fanboys who believe that acting mysterious makes them cool