Boba on a Wednesday Morning

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\/ \/ \/ he just a lil ♥♥♥♥♥

This mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ has kept me inside his basement for 6 months now, this is my plea for help. I beg of anyone who ever sees this message call the police. He beats me daily, he gives me sprinkled water to drink, he gives me dog food to eat. Please for the love of god find him, but more importantly, save me...

i’m a cowboy 🤠🤠 i like riding horses 🐎🐎 smoking crack 😍😍 and makin’ my own sourdough bread 🍞🍞. my hobbies are eating corn 🌽🌽 and pushing myself to the edge 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️. i don’t like to go too far over the edge though 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ because that means my Mind will be corrupted by the limitless Knowledge that comes from gazing into the Void for even the most brief and fleeting of Moments. the flood of primordial Power coursing through my Veins, overpowering Me and impelling me to crawl closer to the Nothing in the Abyss. you stare into Forever, and Forever stares back. that’s all i’ve got time for today folks ! remember sodomy is a sin and never forget to say “ yee haw ! “ 🤠🤠

do you still need someone on your friends list named dave?