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jeff
Indiana, United States
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Funk Flex premiered Kanye West and Jay-Z’s "Otis" in 2011 by restarting it over 25 times in 22 minutes while managing to not overreact a single time.
Artwork Showcase
new setup
6 8
Favorite Game
461
Hours played
11
Achievements
Favorite Game
1 May @ 12:06am 
in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness?How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future- did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut
20 Feb @ 8:10pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽
6 Feb @ 2:24pm 
yo choom, chrome’s screaming and my optics got static like the Blackwall’s flirting. brain’s fried, hands twitchy, pretty sure i just threatened a joytoy vending machine. gonk life.

fixer slid into my shard talkin’ “quiet gig.” that’s NC for meat grinder. corpos to zero, alley’s hot, MaxTac already edging. eddies smell nice though.

ads yelling, neon bleeding, iron’s warm and calling me chief. cyberware’s peaking, humanity’s flatlined two patches ago.

if i go full psycho, wasn’t me...it was the city. night city chews chrome and spits legends. stay preem or get zeroed.
20 Aug, 2025 @ 9:10pm 
ily folders - rain
20 Aug, 2025 @ 9:46am 
i love folders
10 Aug, 2025 @ 3:35pm 
you guys are mega ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for playing with your waller friend. go play at 3k where you soy boys belong.