Nuts
Zongo
Hessen, Germany
Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan last night.



Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan last night.



Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
kracentaurli 25 Mar @ 7:10am 
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KidsToysFun 9 Jan @ 3:11pm 
-rep doesnt do reacharounds
Nuts 9 Jan @ 1:57am 
YES!
76561199682837365 3 Jan @ 12:25pm 
ARE U NUTZ!?
kracentaurli 3 Jan @ 5:37am 
all i wanted was to see tounge tounge tounge sahur :steamsad::steamsad::steamsad:
Nuts 2 Jan @ 8:53am 
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