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A man comes to the doctor:
- Doctor, my ♥♥♥♥ won't get hard, what should I do?
- Well, that's fixable. Take these pills, take one for five days, and everything will be fine.
So the man comes home and thinks, "Why wait so long?" So he takes all five pills at once.
Five minutes later, he's hard, and off he goes.
He's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his wife 10 times, and his ♥♥♥♥ is still hard. His wife is already crying and has run off to her friend's. The man is completely freaked out. He's jerked off about 15 times, his arms are sore, but he's still hard. He goes to the barn and ♥♥♥♥♥ all the animals there. It doesn't help. He goes to the neighbor's... Basically, he ♥♥♥♥♥ the entire village and all the livestock there. It doesn't help. The entire village packs up, takes their things, and runs off into the woods with their livestock, hiding, stunned by this state of affairs. They're afraid of a guy—he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone half to death.
The guy calls the doctor and tells him that this is the problem: he won't fall down and that's it.
The doctor tells him:
- Take some wires, tie them to your penis, and stick them in an electrical outlet, like giving him an electric shock, and everything will go away.
Meanwhile, in the forest, an old man sends a little boy—like, "Go and see if this guy has calmed down or not?"
The kid comes to the village and sees this: the guy has tied his ♥♥♥♥ to some wires and is sticking the other ends in an electrical outlet.
The kid runs back to the people in the forest and says:
- YOU'RE ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥, HE PUT IT ON CHARGE!!!

Rock 'n' roll isn't just music, it's a way of life. Sometimes chaotic, but always full of passion.

Essentially, Koshchei has a lot in common with Achilles. Achilles' mother bathed him in the sacred river, holding him by the heel. But Koshchei's mother, it seems, was stricter...

A pirate ship captured a merchant liner. The pirates threw all the men overboard and divided the women among themselves. The cook didn't get any. So he goes to the captain and says, "Captain, this is it. I didn't get any." And the captain says, "We'll sort it all out." The captain gathers the whole crew and says, "Brothers! The cook didn't get any women. What should we do? I propose this. He cooks whatever he wants for three days, and we eat it without complaining. Whoever complains first gets to give him their women, okay?" Everyone nodded.
Day 1. The cook sits and ponders what to cook. He scoops up some water from overboard, takes some fish, unscaled and ungutted, throws it in, and cooks it.
Everyone eats and asks for more.
Day 2. The cook took the slop, chopped up some rotten tentacles from an old octopus, and oversalted and overpeppered it. Everyone ate it and praised it.
Day 3. Evening. The cook was at a loss for what to do. He picked up the plate. Then he took a bowel movement
in it and carried the plate to the captain's cabin. He came in and placed
the plate on the table. The captain took a spoon and tasted it.
Captain: "Sh*t?"
Cook: "Sh*t."
Captain: "And how well cooked it was!!!"

Three nuns are sharing their experiences. One of them says:
— While I was cleaning the preacher's place, I found a stack of pornographic magazines!
— Oh! What did you do with them?
— Of course I threw them in the trash!
The second nun interrupts:
— What's that! While I was cleaning the preacher's place, I found a whole bunch of condoms!
— And what did you do?
— Oh, I took a pin and pierced every single one of them!
The third nun faints…

I would watch streams like this every day!

Humans have learned many skills essential for survival from wild animals: from wolves - to hunt and work in a team, from squirrels - to find shelter and prepare for winter, from bees - to work all day and live with their mother.

A wife and her lover are sitting at home. The wife says, "My husband is going to come home, so you should leave." The lover says, "No, I have an idea. Let's make a hole in the couch, and I'll lie under it and we can have sex." The wife says, "Okay, let's do it." The husband comes home from work and goes to bed with his wife, while the lover is lying under the couch, right under the wife. The husband falls asleep... Meanwhile, the wife is having sex with her lover and moaning. The husband wakes up and asks, "What happened?"My wife says, 'Honey, I have nightmares.' The husband says, "Oh, well, okay." They fell asleep again. Lover ♥♥♥♥♥ his wife again. She's moaning again.The husband asked again, "What happened?". She replies, "Dear, I'm tired of nightmares." The husband says, "Well, let's switch places." We swapped onymests. Husband and wife have fallen asleep, but the lover does not see who is on top, and starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the hole. Husband screams, "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" The wife wakes up and asks:"What happened?"And her husband replies, "Your nightmares are getting in my ass!!!"

- What do you want, boy?
- Madam, they sent me to find out how your husband is feeling.
- Very bad, we expect him to die any minute.
- Should I wait?

A driver is tinkering with his truck's engine by the roadside. From under the hood, a voice calls out:
- "Well, ♥♥♥♥! Well, this is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy!"
A village priest walks by. He approaches the driver and says:
- "My son, why are you swearing? Swearing won't help you."
- "Nothing will help here, Father. I've been struggling for two hours now."
- "Why don't you say a prayer to Saint Christopher, the patron saint of drivers?
It's better than cursing, after all."
- "What, Father, do you think that if I pray, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vacuum cleaner will start and run?"
- "What have you got to lose? Prayer has never hurt anyone."
The driver climbs into the cab, looks up to heaven, and says:
- "Saint Christopher, please make this kerosene stove start." Then he turns the key, presses the pedals, and the truck takes off.
The priest, dumbfounded, follows:
- Well, that's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts!