Recent reviews by Silly

Doesnt' worth it's money at all, game have TONS of bugs and errors, it feels like game was not tested at all.

I wasted HOUR, literal HOUR to launch my save game cuz game it's THAT buggy, imagine, game starts literall HOUR. And my PC is not bad at all, but this game doesn't care.

Also windows about game errors is literal torture cuz game woould show 100k of them at once, and you have to close EACH MANUALLY.


I don't know how you can make a game THAT bad, it feels like it was made on purpose, like really.

In short:
Wanna win? - Pick Germany, they're hella OP in the game

"You can pass Cayo Perico on your own" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ No.
Preparing missions is SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD, that even 2 People Can't pass them, why? Ask that genius who decided that put 10 helis all in differend ends of the map, that you should destroy in 10 MINUTES WITH INFINE ENEMIES THAT CHAISE YOUR TEAM, EVEN IF YOU'LL KILL EM THEY'LL RESPAWN IN 2 SECONS NOT SO FAR FROM YA. Who tf though that THIS would be a good and BALANCE idea.
Hardcore is Harcore but this ♥♥♥♥ is just annoying, Same thing with maing hiest, if it says you can pass it alone that means YOU SHOULD PUT A BIT LESS ENEMIES THAN WHEN YOU PASS IT WITH FRIENDS, ah yes 395874982305839638297492136521796 heavy armored and weaponized enemies in short location, hmmm yeee I definantely can pass this alone with no trouble at all, thanks Dickstar that you make missions for ragequit not for fun.

Thanks for burning down all my park areas, great DLC -10/10

Just a big waste of money, don't even think to buy it.
4 years, 4 YEARS passed and EA didn't fixed anything at all. I just can't imagine how lazy EA is, if they can't fix one game with one patch. Ah yes sorry i forgot that they love money, not their fans and players.

-100/10
Thanks EA for ruining my favorite game from childhood.

Игра классная, но ♥♥♥♥ дороги.. ЗАЧЕМ ТАК УСЛОЖНЯТЬ ВСЁ ЭТО, больше всего копаешься с ебучими дорогами чем с самим городом, ни улучшить, ничего нельзя, даже простую развязку построить КРАЙНЕ СЛОЖНО, по ЖД пути я вообще молу, то ли машинисты слепые то ли поезда разучились по путям ездить, багаются как черти на любом перекрёстке, причём они багаются даже если он на путях один. Я конечно понимаю тут пытались максимально в реализм, но ♥♥♥♥♥, с дорогами вы СИЛЬНО переборщили.

А так игра 10/10 кроме системы дорог, она ужасно неудобная и сложная.

4 таракана вынесли полностью вооруженное убежище, 0/10

Закупите побольше нервов для пути геноцида, потому что Тоби Фокс явно не проходил его, раз поставил аж 2-х имбовых персонажей.

Full of bots, don't even try to play, it's impossible.

all experience you'll get is 5-7 hours of waiting just to connect to a lobby filled with bots and cheaters