亲,你好,我找你很久了。是这样的,你的「一比一紧嫩鲍鱼黑人版特小号」已到货。我看宁也拿货了,但就是不交钱,我也是醉了。收到货就拉黑,还说什么月底没钱了。我看你是都拿去叫鸡儿了吧,他妈的连那九块九也要骗我。最他妈可怕的是你还给一星差评,你还是咱们店第一个点特小号,竟然还不够小?你他么是光纤吧?!这事儿我记着了,你还有兴致在这打游戏。

-rep called me several slurs :(

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

pics or it didn’t happen

During my ♥♥♥♥ surgery, there were major complications, and I briefly died. I could see a light and a figure at the end, it was god. “Lord, is LeBron James the GOAT?” I asked. “Yes, my child” he responded. After he said that my heart rate picked up. Craziest moment ever.

+rep bleat