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"u shud tots listn 2 drakes new snog" - Koko on today's kids.

"I just hope EA doesn't pull an EA" - JellyBelly on Star Wars Battlefront
^Unfortunately, looks like they did.^

"getting bing bonged in the bunghole" - Jaker-Kun

"so when I got up this morning and saw myself named "Top Left Quarter of a Mexican" I had to pause and wonder wtf we were doing" - GerminVermin in regards to a night on teamspeak

"How the ♥♥♥♥ do you milk sticks? ....Wait." - Koko after being told to milk a bird nest

"You're big stinky" - Nick

My brain is like a blender for everything odd and insane, with bits of genius for flavor.