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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Really fun party game to kill an afternoon with some friends

there's only like 5 minigames so each game is the same set in a different order, but if you save up coins you can unlock upgrades that let you move super fast, jump a bunch, and best of all, knock back other players super far, and can have a bunch of fun just trolling around.

with the small amount of maps, i'm unlikely to return, because it will get old anything past an afternoon of playtime, but hopefully there will be more content added

me and my friends personally avoided all the upgrades that allow you to actually damage other players, because it was so much more fun to just knock them into stuff and off ledges. I would also recommend a couple of extra jumps, but not too many as it makes you invincible during platforming so it eventually becomes too hard to mess with each other, too many health upgrades also trivializes a lot of the minigames.

TL;DR: only upgrade knockback and move speed, avoid pvp damage upgrade, fun afternoon for free.
Posted 4 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
2 Words:
Millenial Dwight

2 more words:
Urkel Claudette
Posted 8 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
152.5 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fix ur dam game 10/10
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Still waiting for 2016 edition
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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5 people found this review funny
2,820.3 hrs on record (90.8 hrs at review time)
This game has helped me put my life back on track.

In the time spent waiting for my last game I:

-Cleaned the house

-Got in touch with family

-Went to college

-Got a decent job

-Found a wife

-Had 2 kids

-Retired in Florida

-Died

Only to have the guy I'm finally matched with Queue dodge

Great game for procrastinators 11/10
Posted 2 October, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
74.5 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Madonna is still the worst

Oh, also I really hate that dumb dog at the beginning
Posted 13 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
Penis jokes are slowly killing my soul
Posted 6 June, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,498.2 hrs on record (1,103.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Most of my hours were spent on Idle servers
I don't have a problem
Posted 24 February, 2016.
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20 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
You know a game's promising when they have to hack it to stay at 100% hp for the trailer

I bought this game just to point that out

Not quite sure if that supports them or no
Posted 22 February, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
356.2 hrs on record (109.8 hrs at review time)
It's like Skyrim with guns.
Posted 6 January, 2015.
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