Dear 𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓾𝓼;

As of recently, there has been a shortage of fats in the
steam community. In order to compensate, we would ask
for you to obrige in having 1200 garrons of soft serve, toothpaste
flavored Ice cream pumped into your STOMACH. Please, within the,
30 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 write a reply to:
| 𝑃.𝑂. 𝐵𝑜𝑥 666 𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑃𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝐶𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐶𝘩𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝐿𝑎𝑛𝑒, 𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑛𝑎 |.
Upon fufirring our request, you will gain the medal of honor throughout
Ching McChong, and be able to roll to work. 𝕻𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖓.

Aye Aye Honorable Chairman,
𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓜𝓬 𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓟𝓸𝓷𝓰