Will
Will
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Level
132
Years of Service
950 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  8
Badges  128
Games  733
Inventory   
Screenshots  25
Videos  1
Workshop Items  4
Reviews  3
Artwork  4
Groups  26
CFG | Rust
1 Members
{B.I.A} Brothers In Arms
68 Members
Steam Client Beta
409,813 Members
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I am a proud vegan transgender, indian alien atheist and German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated, compressed and hydrated soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual indisexual Apache helicopter from the FBI HQ and the dog of mega multi alpha omega combo god of hyper death who servers only to one true noble master; the Chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park, if you find any of this even the slightest of the slightest weird then you're obviously a English ignorant, arrogant, idiotic, feminist, homophobic, menophobic, feetophobic, toeasaphobic, pansexual indian, biased objectified raped privileged black lesbian woman from England
Badge Collector
128
Total Badges Earned
4
Foil Badges Earned
454
Game Cards
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+13,493
13,499
Achievements
21
Perfect Games
34%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Game Collector
733
Games Owned
835
DLC Owned
3
Reviews
9
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Screenshot Showcase
Rust
3
+ 21
Game Collector
733
Games Owned
835
DLC Owned
3
Reviews
9
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Item Showcase
Item Showcase
Items Up For Trade
2,327
Items Owned
47
Trades Made
4,351
Market Transactions
Looking to start a collection feel free to send a trade if you have anything, I am willing to accept if reasonable :)
Items Up For Trade
2,327
Items Owned
47
Trades Made
4,351
Market Transactions
Badge Collector
128
Total Badges Earned
4
Foil Badges Earned
454
Game Cards
Favorite Game
Rust
3,403
Hours played
59
Achievements
Heavily Armed & Dangerous
100 XP
Achievement Progress   59 of 102
+54
Workshop Submission 1 Screenshots 5 Review 1
Completionist Showcase
32 / 32 Achievements
101 / 101 Achievements
77 / 77 Achievements
77 / 77 Achievements
21
Perfect Games
11,860
Achievements in Perfect Games
Completionist Showcase
44 / 44 Achievements
20 / 20 Achievements
20 / 20 Achievements
20 / 20 Achievements
21
Perfect Games
11,860
Achievements in Perfect Games
Awards Showcase
2
1
1
1
1
10
Awards Received
1
Awards Given
Achievement Showcase
13,499
Achievements
21
Perfect Games
34%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Workshop Showcase
Will's Workshop
4
Submissions
Salien Stats
Steam Summer Saliens 2018
Level Reached
1
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
0
Recent Activity
93.7 hours past 2 weeks
54 hrs on record
last played on 25 Apr
Once Human
2.4 hrs on record
last played on 23 Apr
SteamVR
59 hrs on record
last played on 18 Apr
Gray Zone Warfare
Comments
Will 23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:31pm 
Oh, I’m a pop-up ad? Better than being a virus nobody notices until it crashes the whole system — like your gameplay. Laggy slideshow from the ‘90s? Sounds like you’re stuck in a time warp, mate. And as for pigeons lost in Bradford traffic, at least mine eventually deliver — unlike your excuses every time you disconnect. Real players keep grinding? Funny, I’ve seen you rage quit more times than I’ve had tea. Keep buffering all you want, but when it comes down to it, I’m the one still standing.
Zericty 23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:29pm 
Yeah, you’re “still here,” like a pop-up ad no one asked for—annoying and impossible to get rid of. Crashing less? Please, your gameplay’s so laggy it’s practically a slideshow from the ‘90s. A pigeon sending email? More like a carrier pigeon lost in Bradford traffic—never on time and always confused. When the server goes down, you’re the first one to DC, hiding behind excuses while the real players keep grinding. Keep buffering, mate — maybe one day you’ll catch up, but don’t hold your breath.
Will 23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:28pm 
Alright, I might be slow with updates, but at least I don’t crash every time you try to play a game! Dial-up or not, I’m still here, right? You’re all noise and no signal — like a pigeon trying to send an email. Keep joking, but when the server goes down, I’m the one who sticks around while you’re off buffering with the other glitches. So save something funny for when you finally catch up, yeah?
Zericty 23 Jun, 2025 @ 7:25pm 
Will’s like a software update that never finishes — always promising, never delivering. Talks big but moves like he’s stuck in slow motion, like he’s permanently buffering. If brains were WiFi, Will would be stuck on dial-up with no signal. He tries to be the life of the party but ends up like a glitch no one wants to fix. Honestly, hanging out with Will is like rebooting your day for no reason — confusing, unnecessary, and mildly frustrating.
DarkStorm 24 Mar, 2025 @ 8:58am 
add me pls
SpawnTrappedAgain. 19 Jan, 2025 @ 12:18pm 
+rep, add me