Nando53rd
Fernando
United States

Finger on the Eject Button


Problem

Who doesn't toy with the thought of suicide sometimes? Or, like, most of the time? Okay, maybe some people don't – like the happy scientist girl named Marie, or Jean-Marc, the superstar whom everyone loves. But you -- when the going gets rough, it's nice to think about your little trap door out of here. Do it. Put your finger on the eject button, see how alive it makes you feel -- the freedom of finality. Think of how much they'll *miss* you.

• Research
• +2 Authority: Nothing to lose
• +2 Suggestion: I always liked you the best

Solution

Looks like you thought about how much they'll *miss* you and the freedom of finality for too long, and now you've decided to actually kill yourself. The train leaves the station every evening, 21:00. Make sure you have a gun and bullets. That's how macho servicemen do it. Also – turns out *Finger On The Eject Button* is pretty much your theme song. A headbanger from your teenage years and your wedding ballad. This is not the first time you're spinning the tape.

• Completion
• A suicide idea appears every evening





I'll wake up in a new life, down by the seaside.

Finger on the Eject Button


Problem

Who doesn't toy with the thought of suicide sometimes? Or, like, most of the time? Okay, maybe some people don't – like the happy scientist girl named Marie, or Jean-Marc, the superstar whom everyone loves. But you -- when the going gets rough, it's nice to think about your little trap door out of here. Do it. Put your finger on the eject button, see how alive it makes you feel -- the freedom of finality. Think of how much they'll *miss* you.

• Research
• +2 Authority: Nothing to lose
• +2 Suggestion: I always liked you the best

Solution

Looks like you thought about how much they'll *miss* you and the freedom of finality for too long, and now you've decided to actually kill yourself. The train leaves the station every evening, 21:00. Make sure you have a gun and bullets. That's how macho servicemen do it. Also – turns out *Finger On The Eject Button* is pretty much your theme song. A headbanger from your teenage years and your wedding ballad. This is not the first time you're spinning the tape.

• Completion
• A suicide idea appears every evening





I'll wake up in a new life, down by the seaside.
Screenshot Showcase
oh dang
4 2
Favorite Game
Achievement Showcase
Thorough 15 Mar @ 3:57pm 
tries telling people 2 divisions higher how to play the game :/

gg
Candy 12 Feb @ 12:48pm 
the
bayzeen 18 Nov, 2025 @ 5:46pm 
+rep
Nando53rd 28 Jun, 2025 @ 12:38pm 
despite everything, i need more deltarune NOW
cjip 27 Jun, 2025 @ 11:06pm 
despite everything, it's still you
bayzeen 13 Apr, 2025 @ 6:33pm 
tfw your boyfriend turns into an evil twink