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I own a blunderbuss for home defense, since that's what the Father of Darkness intended. Four orcs break into my ziggurat. "What the flying cow?" As I grab my tall spiky hat and hellforged blunderbuss. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first orc, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second orc, miss him entirely because my low accuracy stats and nails the neighbors pet hobgoblin. I have to resort to the dreadquake mortar mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with shrapnel, "For Hashut" the mortar round shreds two orcs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off alarms for the iron daemons. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified orc. He bleeds out waiting on the enslavers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Father of Darkness intended.
I own a blunderbuss for home defense, since that's what the Father of Darkness intended. Four orcs break into my ziggurat. "What the flying cow?" As I grab my tall spiky hat and hellforged blunderbuss. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first orc, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second orc, miss him entirely because my low accuracy stats and nails the neighbors pet hobgoblin. I have to resort to the dreadquake mortar mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with shrapnel, "For Hashut" the mortar round shreds two orcs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off alarms for the iron daemons. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified orc. He bleeds out waiting on the enslavers to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Father of Darkness intended.
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1 Feb @ 12:20pm 
Hold on, how did you know I play Endfield?
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1 Jan @ 5:41am 
Happy New Year Wantedooo! :GhostFlowerHappy:
21 Oct, 2025 @ 1:31pm 
+rep cute wesker:toriel:
18 Oct, 2025 @ 4:50am 
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