Here's how I'll torture you, David:

Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.

Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.

Number 4: The Skin Weaver Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.

Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6: The Mind Flayer Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.

-=🕎︎🕍︎🕎︎ Shalom! 🕎︎🕍︎🕎︎=-

You’ve got 24 hours!

Forward this to 7 people or you might end up with a less-than-perfect challah on Shabbat or a hasty matzah meal during Passover. But if you share it, you’ll be blessed with the finest kugel and smoothest latkes!

give me your seed

My mum accused me of sniffing nail polish remover because apparently my pupils are massive but like why would she even accuse me of that like yeah I did it but why the ♥♥♥♥ would she say that

Comrade, you are good Russian. Not like fake vodka-drinking wannabe from West who pour ketchup on pelmeni and think it is borscht. No, you are real deal. You wake up, slap concrete, eat cold soup, and go to war with snow shovel. You press W key like it owes you money. When you drive Lada, it drives you back. FPS drop? You drop FPS harder. Enemy sees your name, uninstall immediately.

You don’t camp, you defend motherland position. You don’t rage, you declare tactical vodka break. Your skill? Beyond human comprehension. Your spirit? Powered by sunflower seeds and national anthem in 8-bit.

Keep it up, blyatiful champion of Eastern frames per second. You make Babushka proud, and GPU cry from sheer power."

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