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who the ♥♥♥♥ gave the horse sauvignon blanc again????

LIAR! HE'S AMERICAN

Just had the most intense conversation with my toaster. It started when I asked, “Are you even heating my bread, or am I just wasting my time?” The toaster didn’t respond, but the lights flickered. I thought maybe it was a glitch, but then it started playing jazz music. I’ve been sitting here for 45 minutes listening to smooth saxophones while my toast gets colder. I tried to get up, but my microwave, who’s been quiet this whole time, suddenly beeped and said, “You better not leave, or we’ll all stop working."

I’m starting to think I’m living in a kitchen-based reality show, and my appliances are plotting against me. I’m just waiting for the blender to get involved. Help.

What are you when you're not silly?

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this berd is angry

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what the ♥♥♥♥ is a profile reward

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-rep This dood picked Ms. Can-I-Have-A-Crumb-of-Penis-PLEASE on his first playthrough.

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ive played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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