*brap* goshhhh my big…WAXY…Bellah just can’t stop solidifying so I have to slap a lighter under it in the corner of my room…wowie I guess I’m rather TURF wouldn’t you say m’lady? Heh don’t bother answering I can read thoughts and they are not WAXY enough for me

you are codeslop gameslop, you wish you were developergem

Hey there, I just wanted to say… wow. A real gamer girl. I honestly didn’t believe they existed outside of Twitch streams and my dreams. I feel honored just typing this.

Look, I know I’m just some guy on the internet, but I want you to know I would treat you right.
Not like those *other guys* who don’t appreciate a woman who knows how to aim down sights.
When I play games with you, I won’t yell or tell you you’re bad. I’ll just calmly take all the hits
for you because that’s what REAL men do.

Maybe sometime you can add me on Discord? No pressure. Or Skype, if you want to keep things old-school and romantic. I don’t really talk to girls much so sorry if this is weird. You're just really cool. And pretty. And cool. And pretty. Sorry, nervous.

Anyway, hope we can play sometime… I’ll be waiting in the lobby. Like always.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

be warned:
dont let her start talking about sonic adventure 2

I heard she still has a rake of last years turf o.0