Though it may seem common knowledge today the Kumquat
was unheard of 1000 years ago. This is because neither the human race or the planet we live on existed yet as Jesus' daddy'o hadn't created earth at the centre of the universe yet, but when he did the Kumquat was born.
Though many travellers have failed to find the meaning behind the Kumquat on the 30th April 1945 all historians congregated to once and for all agree that it originated from the cross breeding of the Lizzard and Krab people that live under the earths crust. Legend states that if the Kumquat was to ever go extinct the multiverse would implode leaving a sole Kumquat in its place. This is why it is the sworn duty of the Roman Chancellor of the Moon to rub cortizone on the Kumquat of old to ensure the existence of all life prevails.