Recent reviews by Unscanable

♥♥♥♥ YOU UBISOFT, YOU GREEDY, INCOMPETENT SACK OF ♥♥♥♥
This is Far Cry 1 with terrorists who hack and a matchmaking system designed by a drunk toddler. Refunded faster than I can say "Ubisoft delenda est."
Let me paint you a picture, fellow suckers considering this trap. I'm a new player. Level 10, maybe. I've watched maybe 20 YouTube tutorials on "basic operators" because the in-game tutorial is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke – a 2-minute slideshow that teaches you how to crouch and shoot like it's 1999. I queue up for my first Quick Match. Heart racing, palms sweaty, ready to be the next Beaulo. What happens? I get dropped into a match against a 5-stack of Level 300 glowsticks with 10,000 hours each, all on smurf accounts because apparently throwing games on their mains got them shadowbanned or some ♥♥♥♥. These pricks are wallbanging me through 4 layers of soft destruction before I even load in. Desync? Oh yeah, my guy's rubberbanding like he's on a pogo stick while they pre-aim my spawn with 0.1 sensitivity and 400 DPI. First death: 2 seconds. GG, Ubisoft. Thanks for the warm welcome, you ♥♥♥♥♥.

Its a good game, I get it
But all the slurs, teamkilling, hacking, micspam, RDM, and just overall a ♥♥♥♥ show going on makes the game hard to enjoy

I am crying rn, this is BETTER than all the half-life games

Yeah

https://store.steampowered.com/app/440/Team_Fortress_2/

I keep getting called a "hacker" because of my username

I regularly annoy people here

we have reached the peak of gaming i love this game

we be doing some content warning things

this game made me support the combine