#GETALIFE.

Word on the street is Trilocks is looking for a house husband. As a God who has years of experience, I'm the perfect one. I'll do the laundry, feet rubs, clean, cook, make your bed, and I have emotional maturity. (God, that word annoys me.) Take out the garbage, please you when you're in the mood, and I barely go out. I'm the perfect house husband. I don't see a world where I'm not accepted. You don't have to worry about me cheating. I'm the most loyal creature in the world. Also, I'm highly disciplined. I'm not saying it should be me. But it should be me. You'll be making a huge mistake if you don't choose me.

Your whip is a T Flip-Flop, you lookin like a monostable circuit in it

Your whip is a 2x2 flush, you lookin like a sticky piston in it.

OOOGHHH IM SO RAGEFUL!!!! IM BEING RAGEBAITED!!!!!

*Pingas noises* Your whip is a toilet, you looking like poop in it.