"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
-- Dr. Emilio Lizardo
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We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his
own facts.
-- Patrick Moynihan
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Brian: Well, if you want to be a hero right now it might be a good time.
Peter: Geez, Brian, this isn't what I was expecting, I thought being a hero would be all fun and games.
Peter: [cut to Peter with the Justice League] Sorry, Wonder Woman, I got three kings. Now let's see your pair. [Wonder Woman sighs, then removes her bustier]
Peter: [laughs] All right! [looks offscreen]
Peter: Robin, what are you looking at me for? Look at her.
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Lois: Peter, there's a naked man on this cake.
Peter: There were only two cakes left, and trust me, you do not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey Kiss nipples.
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You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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