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Mike Snowpants 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm 
so I was thinking, (and this is probably a horrible idea) but I've always wanted to try like an online discord relationship, I wanted to see if they could actually work. Anyway, I think you can see where this is going, but do you want to try doing that with me? Nothing serious or anything obv, and if you don't want to do it that's completely fine, I mean you barely know me, but hey I figured it would be worth a shot. I probably should have waited till we had been friends for longer but I'm too impatient. Anyway, this idea is probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, but I figured it's worth a shot. The only thing I ask is that if you don't want to do it, then don't leak this to the rest of the server. Also if you want to take time to think about it, then feel free to take as much time as you need, I'm in no rush.
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Mike Snowpants 11 Sep, 2018 @ 5:19pm 
the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye...."whispers i love you"
Mike Snowpants 10 Sep, 2018 @ 3:33pm 
I am so sorry but, girls. I have had it up to HERE with all of you. I have been a nice guy for such a long time but you all just ignore me and go for the thugs who won't treat you right. I am so sick and tired of having no gf. Like honestly it has gotten to the point where i masturbate to thighs from girls i talk to every 2 months. Please girls just give me a chance i will treat you like my white queen.... i have so much love to share but every girl but every girl just ignores me. I....i am tired of being mistreated by all these women, i just want a gf who is into games and anime. Please just. Give me a chance girls.. Please. I am so desperate that i am slowly turning into a closeted homosexual, heck! i am already masturbating to boys dressed as girls. Please don't turn me gay.
Mike Snowpants 15 Apr, 2018 @ 8:16am 
Ever since I was six years old I've been jacking it to Johnny Test. When I was eleven I found my first Johnny Test hentai on my mom's computer. I beat my prebuscent ♥♥♥♥ so hard that night that I had to go to the ER for stiches. My mom found out and took away all of my Johnny Test carboard cut outs that I had glued 19 inch long didlos to. Every night I watch Johnny Test and beat my meat so hard the skin peels away. I have a Johnny Test figurine in my room that I have ♥♥♥ on everyday since I was just thirteen. I am testsexual and this is my story.
Mike Snowpants 30 Jan, 2018 @ 4:35pm 
Number Fifteen. Burger King foot leddess. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungess. But as it turnts out, that might be what you gyaet. A 4schanner uploaded a photo anonymously teu the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of leddess, with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger Keng." Admiddedly, he had shoes on. But that's even werse,
Mike Snowpants 15 Dec, 2017 @ 8:35pm 
i hate doosan
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TheBestVtuber3001 5 Dec, 2017 @ 4:36pm 
xd rawr <3 :3 >.<
Mike Snowpants 9 Aug, 2017 @ 10:15pm 
♥♥♥♥ a beat i was tryna beat a case
Mike Snowpants 5 Jun, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow, southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes; he always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's.. it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that Seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Mike Snowpants 12 Dec, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girl, stole my identity, hacked my paypal, and keeps taking all of my mail. For the last nine months, he has made my life a living hell, and everywhere I go I see him. He shows up at the park, he shows up with my ex, he even moved into the house across the street with me and leaves his bedroom curtains open so I can see everything he does with her.. The only thing left I can think of doing is killing myself, because I can't take another minute of this. Every morning I try and go get the mail, he donkey punches me in the back of the head while my ex watches. He somehow got my number and keeps leaving me messages saying how he's going to do to my ex each night. But it's okay, because I got a huge bonus and purchased myself a 9mm handgun. And tonight's the big night. I have exactly 3 bullets in the chamber, and I'm not going to miss.