so I was thinking, (and this is probably a horrible idea) but I've always wanted to try like an online discord relationship, I wanted to see if they could actually work. Anyway, I think you can see where this is going, but do you want to try doing that with me? Nothing serious or anything obv, and if you don't want to do it that's completely fine, I mean you barely know me, but hey I figured it would be worth a shot. I probably should have waited till we had been friends for longer but I'm too impatient. Anyway, this idea is probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, but I figured it's worth a shot. The only thing I ask is that if you don't want to do it, then don't leak this to the rest of the server. Also if you want to take time to think about it, then feel free to take as much time as you need, I'm in no rush.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⢿⡇⠟⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢉⣭⢭⠏⣿⡿⢸⡏⣼⣿⢴⡇⢸⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢃⣶⣶⡏⠸⠟⣱⣿⣧⣛⣣⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⠟⢻⡿⡉⣷⣬⡛⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⠘⣰⣇⣿⣿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢺⣿⠟⣩⣭⣽⣇⠲⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢐⡈⣿⣷⣶⠎⣹⡟⠟⣛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣷⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy gaming site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye...."whispers i love you"

I am so sorry but, girls. I have had it up to HERE with all of you. I have been a nice guy for such a long time but you all just ignore me and go for the thugs who won't treat you right. I am so sick and tired of having no gf. Like honestly it has gotten to the point where i masturbate to thighs from girls i talk to every 2 months. Please girls just give me a chance i will treat you like my white queen.... i have so much love to share but every girl but every girl just ignores me. I....i am tired of being mistreated by all these women, i just want a gf who is into games and anime. Please just. Give me a chance girls.. Please. I am so desperate that i am slowly turning into a closeted homosexual, heck! i am already masturbating to boys dressed as girls. Please don't turn me gay.

Ever since I was six years old I've been jacking it to Johnny Test. When I was eleven I found my first Johnny Test hentai on my mom's computer. I beat my prebuscent ♥♥♥♥ so hard that night that I had to go to the ER for stiches. My mom found out and took away all of my Johnny Test carboard cut outs that I had glued 19 inch long didlos to. Every night I watch Johnny Test and beat my meat so hard the skin peels away. I have a Johnny Test figurine in my room that I have ♥♥♥ on everyday since I was just thirteen. I am testsexual and this is my story.

Number Fifteen. Burger King foot leddess. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungess. But as it turnts out, that might be what you gyaet. A 4schanner uploaded a photo anonymously teu the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of leddess, with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger Keng." Admiddedly, he had shoes on. But that's even werse,