Recent reviews by Toast-R-Oven

Ive never played a more competitive fishing simulator in my life.

If you like crashing a car into a wall 47 times just to see it do it like patrick and spongebob this good

Thinking of buying this game and trying out making your own city? PERFECT LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU! First youll need a absolute banger song -Wéčko - Když jde malý bobr spát (Techno Remix) this one will work! Next build your grid and zone properly only to watch waves of power outs or poo spills as the mass abandon their homes only to return as soon as you demo them, REPEAT THIS 37 TIMES and youll have a city! now you may be 13 hours in it with full sweaty grind and the finnish man burned in your brain BUT REMEMBER YOUR CITIZENS ARE AS SMOOTH BRAINED AS THEY COME so make sure to baby them with 6 line highways that go into 2 lanes and put the retirement home next to the grave yard for easy transport, smooth transition for the next 85 elders because its the only home in a 4 tile grid. now that you have all this and the song has rotted your brain to the core restart your world and use some elses advice because you just listened to a piece of bread on how to build a city.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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P.S. if you have friends to scream at as your being beaten in a corner it adds 2+ points overall.

They improved the game so much sense the early access so fun GOOD JOB!

BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE ♥♥♥♥ EVERYTHING ESLE <33333333333333 #DIEINGAVIRGINBUTISTILLGOTTROVE

You have spent approximately $878.58 USD in the game after this card set was released.





still no knife FML ................................................

it awesome

I LOVE THIS GAME!!

very good game