Now all the crude oil will be MINE to drink and MINE ALONE!!! nyehehehehe >:3

We did it boys, we captured Maduro

💻𓀻 - yep, having a great time, thanks dad.

-Rep After a good game in battlefield 6, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great matches and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a battlefield lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

You're British, babe.

-rep x2 mans!ut who still hasnt played dave the diver...