Recent reviews by A Nude Walrus

i had a puppy when skyrim first came out. 12 years later, the little sh*t died of cancer and bethesda still hasn't released an update that allows you to milk cows

as long as im unable to rub some cow teats in this game, im giving it a f*ck you out of 10

who'd have guessed that the main protagonist, who is jackie chan's mentally disabled cousin, is really good at karaoke and can kill people by slapping them with a fish

also misleading title as there are no actual dogs in the game, turns out the whole thing is about real people and they are not even sleeping

i bought this game for my 6 year old kid and now he won't stop crying; thanks to this game, he thinks his mom is going to stab him in his sleep because jesus told her so

1/10 would not recommend, not safe for 6 year olds with christian moms

it’s amazing that we can put a man on the moon but games like this still somehow get made

are you sure this game isn't some sort of vaccine because I straight up feel autistic after playing this game

i dont think i can say anything funny about this game because it honestly makes me want to die

just jumping on the bandwagon lol