Lord Melonus Maximus XVII
Jacob B(Phat Jezuz)
United States
When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.” — Mark Twain
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.” — Roy Bean
Every strong man has a set of huge melons standing behind him.:Honored:
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When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.” — Mark Twain
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.” — Roy Bean
Every strong man has a set of huge melons standing behind him.:Honored:
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Comments
mars
30 Dec, 2025 @ 1:45pm 
hry?
Lord Melonus Maximus XVII
31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm 
If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
GreatGooglyMoogle
29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm 
mmmmm big melon mmmmm
Lord Melonus Maximus XVII
14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm 
bro i did a fat poopie on em sorry :falkwreath:
Glark
14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:45pm 
aye bruh why muh nuts itchy
Lord Melonus Maximus XVII
16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:32pm 
i see