"Fake legacy/hacker/cheater."
Yeah sure I hack video games on my 12 year old account. You got me.

"You suck at X game lol."
I play for fun, not just to improve at playing. I don't really care about winning or losing at the end of the day. If you're just going to be a sore winner/loser, maybe rethink your life a bit.

"You didn't play the way I wanted you to."
My job isn't to make you happy. I do try to avoid intentionally ruining people's fun, but it's impossible to please everyone. Unless we were on the same team and I screwed up somehow, in which case sorry. I try my best.

"You're cringe/I hate you/♥♥♥"
Your opinion has no impact on my life, and you're a dumbass for thinking otherwise.

"You seem like a cool guy! We can be friends in future games <3"
Sure. But the second I smell a scam of any kind you'll be blocked and unfriended faster than you can say "I accidentally reported your account."

"What's your favorite game?"
It's hard to choose as the game I tend to enjoy shifts rapidly. I guess the game I've derived the most enjoyment from was Undertale but then the fandom happened and that kinda left a sour taste in my mouth. I'm eternally fascinated by Fromsoftware games and Tf2 will always hold a special place in my heart since it's the first game I ever played on Steam and what got me into games in the first place. Then again I've been with DBD since the very beginning and I have a certain Sunk cost fallacy attachment to it. Can't say for sure. My badge collection down below lists some of the games that I've enjoyed playing (sometimes).

What is objectively the best weapon in the entirety of Dark Souls 3?"
Valorheart and it's not even close.

"Wtf do you mean Valorheart sucks your opinion is bad-"
*R1's and trades with your insult with using my pseudo-poise block frames to kill you where you stand.*