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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
229.3 hrs on record
Literally the only good thing about this game is the gunplay, everything else, mainly the writing, is trash quality. You could have done a better job writing the villains and the side characters, but instead we now have an insufferable lil ♥♥♥♥ of a Siren. Chunks of the story are from the Teltale series and you won't know anything about them if you just played 1 and 2.

Otherwise you're also waving your life away with the new Terms of Service as of this review is written, Randy's one of the biggest POS CEOs right up there with Bobby Kotack with his own laundry list of skeletons in his closet. Not to mention Take-Two is more to blame as well.

Real fans will boycott Gearbox if they want them to be better, don't give them a single cent

Once again, it's the suits in power positions ruining games yet again
Posted 7 June, 2025.
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158.7 hrs on record
This game is great if you want to wave away everything about your life to Gearbox and Take-Two.

Borderands 2 was a great game, there's a lot of good about this game, and great memories. Sadly, it's overshadowed now by many factors in the Gearbox Sphere, content creators(specifically ones on Gearbox's Payroll), Take-Twos recent EULA change, the last DLCs being mid if not worse than everything else, but more importantly, Randy Pitchford being unable to keep his mouth shut and/or have a meltdown on Twitter for 5 minutes.

Randy is a topic of itself but here's a sparknotes of why to dislike Randy:
-Mystery USB(full of NSFL material)
-Physical Assault of a previous Clap-Trap VA
-RoR2 being an unstable mess after Gearbox acquisition
-Borderline money laundering
-Is a crybaby that will try to belittle you and block you for simply criticizing him, while also being unable to take good AND bad criticism
-Very out of touch stating: "Real fans will find a way to get Borderlands 4!" without saying it's 80USD, which it likely will be 80USD, thanks Randy, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again.

More importantly screw Take-Two with the recent ToS change, basically making the games in the 2K sphere all spyware if you agree to those new terms.

Congrats, suits ruin games once again
Posted 7 June, 2025.
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19.5 hrs on record
Pros:
-An amazing tribute and successor to the Jet Set Radio series
-Feels like a good mix of Tony Hawk with JSR graphical style and gameplay
-The story is rather nice but short
-The soundtrack is TOP TIER in my opinion
-Good controller support
-Allowed to mod the game

Cons:
-Like none at the time of this review, would have put certain things like music playlist not able to shuffle but that got added, and certain points of interest like taxi and outhouse locations on your mini-map but those got added as well in a recent update so good job Team Reptile!

Overall: An amazing game with little to zero cons, fun, a great successor to JSR, and one I would play on all 3 save files with and without mods. Absolutely worth the $40!

Also Devs: Polo the Scuba Penguin boss/character select when?
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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813.1 hrs on record (365.2 hrs at review time)
When the game first launched it was quite the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but over the years it's gotten better, even deserving of the "Labor of Love" award. This game thrives with passionate players to this day, some that stayed since the beginning, others known of the bad start, but over time came back to give it another shot, and even some fresh new faces.

While I haven't played the game that often, I still play it every now and then and it's still a decent sci-fi game. Just the main drawbacks right now are computer requirements for players, and some bugs that do need squashing. Other than those the recent update of the game "Sentinel" puts a brand new spin on the Sentinels of the game, overhauling them, new types, and some better touches on previous versions of Sentinels, like taking the legs of a Walker out actually stuns them for a bit.

To be honest one of the next better tweeks I'd add to the game at this point would be making Exocrafts upgradeable like the Starship and Multi-tool updates, like add an item(s) like in those updates that can give inventory space to Exocrafts, maybe some new Exocraft weapons/tools. Hell add a new housing type that's like an Exocraft garage of sorts, go crazy if you need to.

There is one thing about the new Sentinels I'll add that's just a little annoying is that the remodeled Sentry Sentinels have terrain damage, which would also throw some people off that like fighting on stable ground and not having potholes all over the battlefield at a Resource Depot, I give the game a 4 out of 5 stars for great updates and the dev team of Hello Games sticking around this long for their game, cheers!
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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46.5 hrs on record (34.0 hrs at review time)
Much like Mario Kart if it had Team Play aspects, the game has had a lot of potential, as for the game itself it has a good variety of customization options, great gameplay for the racing genre, and as the name states it means you have to work as a team to be able to win, though now a days with the smaller player numbers in online it's hard to get someone to play with, but every now and then you do get someone or a few people in the same lobby and have some fun, the story is more meh, but the adventure mode itself is more of a kicker, since it also holds a variety of challenges to put your driving skills, track knowledge, and car knowledge to the test, however the drawback is there is no easy mode for new players to be able to get behind the wheel and get right into driving, my rating for this game is 8.5/10, the game itself is very fun, but even more fun with more people, specifically friends, as AI normally tends to be frustrating to deal with, like most games
Posted 3 March, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
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473.2 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Like Left 4 Dead meets Minecraft with more dwarfs, Rock and Stone, Beer, and a nice community from my experience in this early access, 10/10 would Rock and Stone again for Karl
Posted 26 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
499.9 hrs on record (153.1 hrs at review time)
Honestly the experience of the game is very fun, feels good to slay a bunch of mobs, the PVP is alright, Gambit is one heck of a ride, the story and lore is very interesting in my opinion. Balance is an issue like in most games, but not too much of an issue here, ever since Bungie broke from Activision it's been getting much better, and I'm glad it is, would recommend this game, 100%
Posted 31 October, 2019.
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2,548.8 hrs on record (1,865.8 hrs at review time)
#FIXTF2

TF2's a timeless masterpiece, a relic of when Valve was good.

Current year, 2024 as of writing this, Valve ALLOWS Cheaters to ruin their game and willingly profit from Cheaters in their games. While still advertising Cases and cosmetics for real cash, hosting servers, and not taking care of the game, leaving it in an unplayable mess with all this neglect around it.

To Valve, #FixTF2 , the cheating basement dwellers have done a lot of damage and criminal activity through your game as a platform for them. This neglect for a multi-BILLION DOLLAR corporation is unacceptable, it's clear you don't care, and the post you made in 2022 was a LIE.

Helldive Valve with your Review Bombs, until they #FixTF2

Edit Update: Valve did some ban waves on the cheater bots and cheaters themselves, seems promising but this shouldn't be a one-off thing and go back to hibernation. The report system seems to be functional again, though it will likely die again next seasonal update, Source spaghetti code.

Regardless, review will stay negative until there is clear signs Valve intends to do the Tredmill Work, or rather source it to a third part to do it for them.
Posted 2 July, 2019. Last edited 28 July, 2024.
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