Recent reviews by Zealous Sun

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! GET THIS GAME IN YOUR LIBRARY SOLDIER!
So many quotable lines, iconic maps, and interesting levels I think about daily since I played in 2002.

Still holds up

A game that you can jump right into, ready to play. Every start is different and a unique challenge. Great party game!

Honorable and worthy successor of XCOM: UFO Defense. Well-balanced, simple, and challenging in all the right ways. Plenty of enemies to keep you on your toes, and most importantly, no Lobstermen or Cruise-liner levels like Terror from the Deep!

Never thought that dungeon crawling and running a whole store would be incredibly addictive. Finding new ingredients to make new equipment, rare item drops, finding new, hidden heros to send to the dungeons, and controling the price individual customers pay with them storming out or getting scammed.

Old, simple game that is timeless and must be experienced. This gives you either a casual time or brutal gameplay as you wish! Stardew Valley comes to mind when I play.

This game is ridiculously addictive and will have you religiously play it until you finish it one time. It does have multiple endings, but it will leave you with a feeling of "nah, I don't wanna." The difficulty curve will take you by surprise like a simple stroll down a park to falling off a cliff with a small, weak branch to maybe save you from a painful death. Imagine enemies suddenly turning on aimbots and god mode late game. Tons of fun if you like pain! This game WILL force you to change the way you play to a more defensive and sneaky approach if you play aggressively.

A hidden gem, go and play!

You can't be a true N'wah if you haven't played Morrowind.

Pros:
N'wahs™ √
Narcissistic Imperial guards √
Assy assassins √
Based dank ash god √
Douchey hero god √
Drunk as F Nords √
Dandy Daedric lords and lordetts √
Derpy physics √
Strippers dancing like mashed potatoes √
Dat dashing Wood-Elf at the start √

Cons:
Not enough voice acting
So many items, not enough space
Corprus is like AIDS
Steel/iron beams can't melt ghosts
Not enough conjuration spells
Morrowind isn't in your Steam library
Morrowind isn't installed on your computer

I'm just being a little picky here, it's a great game if you are VERY smart. I really suggest that you get this game when it's about 75% off, but not when it's full price. I'm new to the commandos series and I made a mistake with playing this one first. Here's a little poem I came up with which explains my experience with the game: I love the gameplay, I hate the controls... There's a lot of bullcrap, the Germans are trolls.