Recent reviews by Spoony spoonicus

cant even load into the game just get a connection error each time. let alone the 1 million player queue. wouldve rather payed for a game that works

Absolutely amazing and one of the best games I have ever experienced

the game ever

the story line made me cry 10/120
bbetter thanb elden ring though pretty coparable i thoght this was good and emotioal nd ssad loved to play he gmme f9o5r bffun abnd ffor hwap0py and fftor got the.
i like that i couuld makethe -peplre hyave super fun 5rlationasghhips w3ith other peopole qNHNDF
the story line made me cry 10/120
bbetter thanb elden ring though pretty coparable i thoght this was good and emotioal nd ssad loved to play he gmme f9o5r bffun abnd ffor hwap0py and fftor got the.
i like that i couuld makethe -peplre hyave super fun 5rlationasghhips w3ith other peopole qNHNDF

ive played this game for lots of hours and i gotta say, AWESOME!

first of all, the screenplay was incredible. i loved how each detail was perfectly rendered. however, i do find that some of the mobs were overdone (too much detail)

plot wise, i did find there to be some plot holes that made the story not flow appropriatly. for example. how did the huge beast of guld not beat the smaller of the past world. I did like the beast awnd fighting him was awesome. awesome. sometimes, i found it difficult to spawn those really good coins for melding, but eventually i figured it out (shift+3 obviously). other than those minor setbbacks, super fun time playing and i'll always be terrified of beast 463,

sometimes, i think i could do better but i guess im not at the best rank yet. maybe one day i'll hit grandmaster, but i know that will take some time.

overall: 8.32/10 would reccomend for sure

This game is everything that you could ask for in a swat simulator. Yes they could add more features to make it more immersive, however it is mind boggling how good the game is in this early of a state. can't even imagine what it will be when it is fully developed.

Edit 2024: Still a great game, however it seems kind of criminal that they are charging $10 DLCs when they should just add them to the base game.

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You guys had a lot of love for my previous pancake recipe, so based on that one, I’ve come up with a brownie recipe that is sure to be even better!! This recipe tastes like THE BEST BROWNIES I've ever made.

WARNING: while these brownies are super delicious, they are a bit harder to make than the pancakes!!

You shouldn’t make them unless you are truly motivated or the recipe will fail. If you make adjustments to the recipe, you will end up with a different cake. I do not take responsibility for your experiments. Read the recipe carefully before attempting.

Here’s the ingredients:

3/4 cup nonfat Greek yogurt

1/4 cup skim milk

1/2 cup cocoa powder

1/2 cup rolled oats

1 egg

1 teaspoon baking power

1/2 cup Truvia Baking Blend

One pint of Halo Top (your favorite flavor, even if it isn’t on sale, teehee)

T̸̀̈h̶̄̈́ĕ̸̉ ̴̌̿b̵̾̄ĺ̶̓ơ̵̓o̷͂͠d̴̄̄ ̵̋̂o̷͎̔f̴͒̉ ̴̽̐a̵͊͠ń̶͠ ̸̊̇u̶͒̆n̶̆̑ď̴̾e̵̊̈́r̸͒͘ŵ̶̊e̶̓́ḯ̶̤g̸̈́͊ȟ̶͐t̴̎̾

5 eyelashes from the person you love most in this world

An item, representing a happy memory, that you are willing to let go of

While my pancakes were merely mix-it-together and go, these are a lot more complex, unfortunately. Please read the instructions carefully to ensure the most desirable outcome.

Instructions:

Mix the first 8 ingredients in a bowl, cover with foil.

Go on your computer and order a ticket to a Scandinavian country. If you are in financial trouble, the northern parts of Canada will do as well. Your travel destination MUST follow these requirements:

* You have the opportunity to be AT LEAST 10 km from civilization once you begin the last stages of the recipe. The last stages of the recipe last roughly a week on average. Be sure that you are isolated enough for that not to be an issue.

* You have the opportunity to be in a massive forest area, over 100km in diameter.

* It lies in the Northern hemisphere.

* It is also crucial that you go alone.

3. Once you’ve purchased your ticket, start researching meditation. You just need to understand the basic principles of meditating on something.

4. Pack your dough, other ingredients, camping equipment, your basic necessities, and warm clothing. You can bring the blood with you using a small shampoo bottle if you are scared of persecution, but I usually just pay off one of the locals at my destination and get it fresh.

5. Once you arrive in your desired country, immediately head into the forest. The thickness of the forest will make it impossible to travel on anything, but foot. If you have money to waste, you might be able to use a helicopter. I recommend spending 1-2 days walking or until you've made it about 30 km into the forest. Find a clearing, put up your tent and sleep for the night. Make sure to get a lot of rest.

6. Dig a hole with your bare hands, about 1 foot deep. Poor the blood into the hole. Place the item and the eyelashes on top of the blood. Finally, place your dough on top of the other ingredients. Cover with dirt again, press it down a little, so it looks normal. Remember the spot where you placed your dough.

7. Sit in front of where you buried the dough and meditate on the idea of a tiny black dot until you can see it clearly. Imagine it growing.

8. Once it has reached the size of a large orange, introduce yourself to it. Speak to it. Imagine it slowly taking a humanoid shape, while continuing to grow.

9. After a couple of days, it should be about the size of a toddler. You should give it a name that means something to you, preferably what you would name your next male child. DO NOT GIVE IT THE NAME OF AN EXISTING CHILD. ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE RECIPE, YOU CAN NEVER CARRY CHILDREN AGAIN. ANY PREGNANCY MUST BE TERMINATED. Using your thoughts, speak to it like you would a child.

10. After four days of meditation, you'll be surprised by how big he has gotten. You'll likely find yourself envying his TDEE as he stands 2.5 feet taller than you. Allow him to have facial features. He will look like you and the one you love most. Ask him how you make 43 calorie brownies. He has never had a brownie, but he immediately gifts them to you. He is superior to you in every way. Never forget that. Once you've asked him for anything, you should not sleep again in his presence.

11. Keep asking him for more and more brownies. You will feel your beloved memory leave your consciousness. Make sure no other crucial ones leave. If you notice any things missing, demand them back. Do not let him keep anything.

12. Once you've gotten the amount of brownies you desire, leave and do not look back. He is bigger than you, but much slower. If you run for a while, it'll be very difficult for him to catch up with you. Do not let him convince you to stay.

13. After exiting the forest, NEVER return. Go directly to the airport and take the plane home. DON'T SLEEP UNTIL YOU'RE ON THE PLANE.

14. Try not to think of his name again. Remember that it is through your mind you speak to him :-)

15. ENJOY your gooey delicious brownies completely guilt-free!!

Just imagine: You are playing 2fort as RED team and pick heavy, you get out of spawn when suddenly a Pyro with the Homewrecker hits you square on the head. Your Heavy falls down and makes a weird snoring sound and has a nasty gash in his head with clear fluid running out of his ears. Then for like 30 minutes the screen goes black and you hear Heavy being transported into an ambulance. After the 30 mins Heavy opens his eyes a little. It looks like hes in the ICU and is currently getting artificially ventilated. Then the screen goes black again for 3 days until Heavy opens his eyes a little to see a woman, presumably heavys wife, crying beside his bed. She says something but it seems like Heavy doesnt understand anything she is saying, only thing you clearly make out is "permanent brain damage" and how sorry she is for never talking you out of your Mercenary profession. Then the screen goes black for another 5 months with some short times of conciousness inbetween until you see the same woman with 2 kids talking to your doctor in the ICU. All you can make out is that they decided to end your suffering and pull the plug. The last thing you see is heavys eyes closing, until you suddenly respawn in RED Spawn.