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Vladimir Peskov
Massachusetts, United States
I am a man, alive.

My very best friend.


Past profile summaries:

John NoFap Gaming

I am a man, alive.

Drugs are cool. :coolness:

being tortured wouldnt be that bad tbh


Happy birthday!

Hold me with your claws, LABSTER daddy. Never let me go! (oh oh!)
(chorus) Gonna cut off my hands and replace them with LABSTER hands (...yeah)

I'm dead, inside and out.
I enjoy calling people names over the internet.

:Letter_N::GC::treeoflife: :GC::K:



12345

Pleased to meet you.


It's hard summing up your entire personality in a few short words. So far, the closest I've been able to come up with is "I enjoy calling people names over the internet."


There's no excuse for being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Unless you're funny with it, then it's kinda totally fine.


A bird in the hand is worth two in the sand.




Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry.




Pocket Keys: The Case of the Missing Keys



MRW my dad's a snake and he tries to steal me and my fears have invaded my life.




i am a graphic designer, program pioneer, blogger, luthier, musician, pastor, teacher, woodworker, and husband. my
I am a man, alive.

My very best friend.


Past profile summaries:

John NoFap Gaming

I am a man, alive.

Drugs are cool. :coolness:

being tortured wouldnt be that bad tbh


Happy birthday!

Hold me with your claws, LABSTER daddy. Never let me go! (oh oh!)
(chorus) Gonna cut off my hands and replace them with LABSTER hands (...yeah)

I'm dead, inside and out.
I enjoy calling people names over the internet.

:Letter_N::GC::treeoflife: :GC::K:



12345

Pleased to meet you.


It's hard summing up your entire personality in a few short words. So far, the closest I've been able to come up with is "I enjoy calling people names over the internet."


There's no excuse for being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Unless you're funny with it, then it's kinda totally fine.


A bird in the hand is worth two in the sand.




Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry.




Pocket Keys: The Case of the Missing Keys



MRW my dad's a snake and he tries to steal me and my fears have invaded my life.




i am a graphic designer, program pioneer, blogger, luthier, musician, pastor, teacher, woodworker, and husband. my
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So a couple of days ago I was looking at games on Steam and saw "This War of Mine". Four dollars, overwhelmingly positive, so I decide to pick it up along with all of the DLC. I paid for the middle, $9.99 version of this DLC, because I figured the most expensive one would just add extra skins and collectors stuff that I didn't care about, as is the normal case with these games, while the cheapest one would be a demo or something.

The thing is though, apparently all THREE items are basically overpriced collectors edition ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The SAME collectors edition ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for all three prices, mind you. There are no new mechanics, no new items, not even new skins. It's all just graffiti that gets put in the background...who would EVER pay $10 or $20 for this?

Apparently some of the money goes to charity, but imagine if you went to the movies, bought a ticket, and then the clerk said "Thank you for your generous contribution to charity!" and then just tears up the ticket in front of your face. That is called a SCAM, I donate to charity all of the time but forcing me to do it against my will is completely unethical.

I'm going to be refunding this piece of garbage MICROTRANSACTION. (Calling it DLC would imply some sort of actual content, which this rip-off does not have.) NOT RECOMMENDED!
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If by "another woman" you mean "a 70 year-old man", then this is accurate.
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