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Why you gotta do Felix like that? Sure he sounds like he's on speed all the time, and I'm not talking about road side 5 dime a bag speed Félix 'xQc' Lengyel. I'm not talking about cocaine rush methed up Minecraft speed runner Félix 'xQc' Lengyel either. Hell, I'm not even talking about prime Overwatch pro player Félix 'xQc' Lengyel with the OWC '17 2nd place finish and his signature Reinhardt and Winston (with the abilities to 1v5 and being capable of both capping and defend point), equipped with his wooden chair, a perfect autism speak, control of the cocaine in his blood stream, with the first speed talker's DNA implanted in him so he speak in in 5th dimension and can perform speed runs while being an expert in all fps games and watching youtube videos

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme tran‎nies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to sh‎it up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm not Racist Because.... I ONLY use the Black skin tone on all my Emojis

I'm not Racist Because.... I use Dark mode on every App I have

I'm not Racist Because.... I only drink my Coffee BLACK

I'm not Racist Because.... My favourite super hero is the DARK Knight

I'm not Racist Because.... I ALWAYS play as Coach in L4D2

I'm not Racist Because.... I listen to Logic

I'm not Racist Because.... I voted for Obama

I'm not Racist Because.... My favourite Disney movie is The Princess and The Frog

I'm not Racist Because.... Miles Morales is my favorite Spiderman

There’s two things you need to know about me: I’m a 24 year old man and I love eating pu‎ssy. Seriously it’s my favorite thing and unlike most males, I don’t have much interest in blowjo‎bs or even sex. I’m also a writer and I realized I should stop trying to write the next great American novel and just write what I know....

So I wrote a nonfiction (but...flowery, I’d say) piece about eating pus‎sy. It’s not porn, it’s like modern day Anais Nin type intellectual sexual content. It’s also very feminist because there are men out there (nay, boys) who still have childish hang ups about French kissing a woman’s delicate rose. Apologies for all my various euphemisms. Like I said I’m a writer.

My parents aren’t even conservative but they got really uncomfortable after I had them read my piece. My mom said it was a bit too much for her. I asked her which part, and she said all of it but specifically pointed to a line (copy paste): “I slither my tongue through her sumptuous flaps, lapping up her golden honey with fervor as I feel her stiffening turtles head poking into my nostril.” She and my dad have always been supportive of my writing but they said this was “private” and they’d rather not read any more stuff about my sex life.

I have to admit I’M a little offended because this is my art and I also believe this is the piece that might actually be something. My dad draws in his free time and this includes nude portraits of people we don’t even know....so how is that ok but my writing isn’t?

Alas. The perils of being in a family of creatives lol. Anyway who’s in the wrong?

I wore a mask at Target today. Three of my lungs collapsed as I got carbon monoxide poisoning from breathing in my own bacteria. A brave patriot wearing an Affliction shirt, a MAGA hat, and sweet wrap around sunglasses saved me by giving me CPR. I thanked him and asked if he was a doctor and he said "who needs doctors when we have our fellow Americans, the ones who are here legally I mean." I hugged him and threw my mask on the ground. The Star Spangled Banner played on the speaker system as everyone in the store ripped off their masks and threw them on the ground, chanting "down with communism!" God, Jesus, and all the angels looked down upon us from Heaven and clapped.

My god, my dad is such a fuc‎king simp you guys. Last night, my dad started saying all these cringe things to my mom because it was their "20 year anniversary" like "I love you" and "I can't imagine my life without you". I was cringing so hard but then this morning, my cu‎ck dad decided to make my mom breakfast in bed and I swear to god, my face contorted like I ate a sour lemon raw. I couldn't imagine the man who made me would become such a beta cu‎ck soyboy simp for a woman. I told my dad he was acting like a little bi‎tch and he said he thought it was time for me to move out. All because I'm 34 years old and called him out for being a major pus‎sy and loving his wife. So glad to move out of this cringe house as soon as my social security check come in the mail.

People who watch anime are underdeveloped subhuman chimp brain toilet showerers with nothing else in their life to entertain them than animated females. Ninety eight percent of anime serves no purpose other than a complete series of fanservice, and if there were no hot girls, no one would watch them. Anime is a universal error god created and blamed on the devil because he knew it was believable. The worst part is that it is becoming far too widely accepted in our society at this point. People joke about others being "weebs" while proudly jerking off to the ahegao hoodie they're wearing simultaneously.

Even on this website of hatred for normal♥♥♥♥♥♥ content, anime is one of the favorite pastimes of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingering mexicans. ♥♥♥♥ off with your "if you don't like anime stay off 4chan" reaction images. This is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime website. You are all simply ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo sacks of viagra infused vaginal discharge. Get your "ironic" weebshit off of here, and stop defending your only will to live because you can't find anything else to distract you from your pathetic excuse of a will to live.

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So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little ♥♥♥♥♥? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

if i had a testicle for every gender

oh wait i do

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LISTEN TO ME, IPHONE WARRIORS IN WORLD-WIDE POVERTY-STRIKEN HERMITAGES. BELIEVE THE PICTURE AND SEE THE TRUTH TWO PLUS FOUR EQUALS SIX, SIX EQUALS SEVEN, SEVEN EQUALS EIGHT EQUALS ENDING THE ETERNAL CONTROL OF HYPER-♥♥♥♥♥♥ SISSY BOY PROSTATE GODS AND LATINO CREAM KING SLUT WARRIORS FOREVER. LOOK AT THE NUMBERS FLYING INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND INGEST THEM THROUGH THE INTESTINES AND OUT THE SPHINCTER OF ETERNITY INTO YOUR BRAIN WAVES REVERBERATING WORLD-WIDE INTO FOUR BILLION PEOPLE, GLOBE-WIDE INTO PURE STRAIN GOLD POVERTY FOREVER, CULMINATING IN THE FREE MARKET SYSTEM EQUALS ETERNAL PEACE AND LIBERTY FOR ALL SOULS IN THE SENSUAL CHOKE HOLD OF STEALY DAN'S ENORMOUS MAN-♥♥♥♥♥ CLITORIS, ALL MICRO-BLOGGED IN THE EVER-WATCHING EYESIGHT EARZONES OF TV IPHONE META CASTS, LIVING SURROUNDED BY THE LIE OF CIGARETTE-CASH-TRUTH-YOUTH-EXO-CRIMINALS WRITTEN ONTO THE PARCHMENT OF OUR MINDS, SOULS, BODIES, CONCIOUSNESS BY THE ENRON OIL INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY VICE-LORDS COMITTEE OF LOCO BONER-LORDS.

COMPUTERIZED SEXLORDS TRIUMPH ENDLESSLY IN THE HILLS OF YOUR DREAMS, DEATH, LIFE, FREE MARKET AND DAMNATION RUNNING THROUGHOUT YOUR VEINS INTO THE DEADLY LIVING WORLD SOUND-SIGHT ROBOT CONSPIRACY OF PYRAMID SCHEME ULTIMATE HELLWORLD DEATH CRIME. RIP BABIES FROM THE ARMS OF MOTHERS WHILE NURSING THE ERECTIONS OF ULTIMATE HELLWORLD SUPER KING COCKSOCKS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEEDING TUBES DELIVER PERFECT POISON INTRAVENOUSLY, WHILE PAID SPOKESMEN BELCH RHYMING SALES-

✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ If You're Proud To Be American Wave
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ This Flag In Honor Of The Fallen Men
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And Women Who Served Our Country
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ For those who have served in the past
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ For those who are serving now
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And For Those Who Are Still Fighting
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ THANK YOU AMERICAN HEROES

What's a gamer body type, you ask? Well, it's a body optimised to do what a gamer does best- own noobs. While both muscle and fat mass is low, don't let that fool you. These gamers pack mean brain power and reflexes in their heads, where 50% their calories and energy get stored and burned, ready to be used in their next match. The other 50% is hidden in their cargo shorts, where they pack their enormous pleasure sausage,

Have a nice weekend

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Hey, DJT! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony RP Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1000 you donated to keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20ft horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

FINE! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE YOU and everytime we talk about you and your boyfriend or you having sex or stuff like that it breaks my heart and i just want to cry everyday, I want you here close to me, i want to be able to meet you and have something more than just talking through the internet, for some reason i am very drawn to you and i cant push you away from me(i dont want to push you away), i sometimes wish i was your boyfriend but i know that that will never happen, i try to be happy when talking to you but i dont show you what i really feel because its not important since your in love with your boyfriend, when your hurt or depressed i am, when your happy im happy, when you laugh and smile that makes me laugh and smile and feel good inside, i just wish it was you and me sometimes! there i told you

So I was messing around with someone and something accidentally happened, but it turned out I really enjoyed it. We were role playing and I was the slave, and they farted in my mouth. I took it in, and then I burped it back up. You could totally smell the fart after I burped, and I just thought it was really hot! I felt so humiliated and degraded, and it just really turned me on. I also enjoyed the smell of the fart breath. Is this normal?

When I'm shopping I like to pull out my ♥♥♥♥ when no one is looking and rub it all over the fruit. I do this pretty often and my ♥♥♥♥ is starting to smell like apples. It's also growing ♥♥♥♥ cheese which I find to be unpleasant. I'm pretty sure every guy does this type of thing.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :3

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THIS PERSON!!! LOVES!!! ISRAEL!!!
Put this on peoples profiles who fully support ISRAEL and LOVE jews.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A STEAM COMMENT MORTY, IM STEAM COMMENT RIIIICK!

You make some dank ass music, my dude!

Aye Tony! Its me STEEEVE

Lena Dunham doesn't have the brain power to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think her way out of a paper bag. She's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Um, I mean I know, I've talked to her. She's a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm sorry. Ok? And if she ever, if she ever ♥♥♥♥♥ with me. If she ever puts me into some sort of self defence situation-
"Look, time out. A lot of people are gonna hear this podcast, so"
Yeah
"O-Okay, alright."
If she puts me into a self defence situation, okay, and I have to legally defend myself. Okay, I'm not going to initiate violence against her.
But, if she comes at me, in an alleyway, tries to, you know, take- tries to do anything. I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ her up so badly, I'll put her in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time. Ok? She'll be gettin' - It won't be a quick self defence situation.

I'll be nailing her. I'll be punching her in the back. I'll be punching her in the back of the neck. I'll be boxing her eyes in. I'll break both of her orbital bones. I'm gonna destroy lena dunnham, PHYSICALLY, so badly, that the people who come to clean her up? They're going to puking when they see what I did to her. Alright? I want them to know how I feel about her, so I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body, IF she ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now I would never, EVER, initiate violence against her, but that's what would happen.

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm done chasing females, these girls have had it to easy for to long. We as men have given women to much power, we have made the vagina the strongest weapon on this planet, and its up to us to unite together and boycott women, we shall no longer spend money on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥, nor will we treat you in a different manner in order to ♥♥♥♥ you, the age of simping is over, be ready thots.

You know what Katie? You always was a silly ho. Imma tell you like this. I'm royalty, and I gave you the keys to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kingdom. How could you do this to me girl? Don't you remember we used to sing the alphabet together? A, B, C, D. E, F, you know how it goes, G. You treated me like you would a DAWG. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dawg in the street. Maybe this little puppy wants to come in outta the rain and get some milk. Maybe this lil puppy wants to go down to the pound house and find him another ♥♥♥♥♥. What I'm 'posed to do with that Katie? I'm 'posed to put a collar on that, feed you some biscuits? Ho, the way you treated me, was undesirable, unwarrented, undeserved, unflatulous, unaccomtious. That's why you a ho.

Listen, I told you one time, imma tell you two times. You lie to me once, imma put yo ass through a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall. You lie to me twice, imma start screamin. Imma start screamin on that ass. I'll be like... I'll be like UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That'll be the last thing you ever hear ♥♥♥♥♥. This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things, they call me Argon. They call me Darkchild. They call me Nightmaster. They call me Peabody. They call me Peanut Arbuckle. They call me Doorway. They call me Pink-Dress. They call me Sweezey. They call me Gogo-Nuts. They call me Pineapple Man. It's like that. Every moment together with me would've been pure, golden, obliterating light of pleasure. ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm angelic.

Sorry if I don't talk much, I'm probably in a downer of a time or I don't know what to talk about with you -or- (and I know this is dumb but) I'm shy, social anxiety ahoy
I am patient and will most definitely try to stay so but please, remember we're both human beings behind the screen and we're both prone to emotions and stress.
And please, don't try and hint me subtly, I pick up hints as acutely as a drunk brick wall. Be blunt and just tell me whatever it is you wanna say. It isn't nice letting me guess your interpretation of a hint
Due to the increasing hostilities, if I'm Offline (And I stress OFFLINE) for more than 4 days, assume that I'm either another victim to terror attacks, or just pray for the best..

Hello diaper butt 😛🍼 here comes the choocchoo train 🚝🥄 here comes the food~ aaaaahhh~ what a good boy, my little peanut 😍😘 oh no.... you need to do burpy? Let mommy help you☺️👀 does heimlich manoeuvre ohohoh, what a cute snugglebutt~✨🌸

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed that ♥♥♥♥ to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet ♥♥♥♥♥. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my morning workout in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling ♥♥♥♥♥. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ was fine as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ umbrella.

18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frame. I mean a real skinny ♥♥♥♥♥, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Made the ♥♥♥♥ beg for my ♥♥♥, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Gslick out

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.