To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to main Leatherface. The killer is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the chainsaws will go over a typical Survivor’s head. There’s also Claudette's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jukes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Leatherface truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Leather's existential catchphrase “I Shid and I Fard,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Leatherface’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Leatherface tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid