Asteio, The Knife Maker, The Trickster, The Portal Jester, The Jest Bester, The Astral Clown, The Space Contractor. Asteio tricks people into signing contracts with him, turning them into concsious switchblades that can only be used by him. Asteio uses portals to traverse space and annoy enemies in battle. His switch blades can be anything he wants from a butterfly comb to a laser minigun. He is very unpredictable and very likely insane.