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56.2 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
this game is what every single FPS game should strive to be and every single one that does not emulate this one in some way has failed in God's own eyes.

please come back father
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,803.6 hrs on record (2,599.6 hrs at review time)
played overwatch for a year
came back
forgot how good i was
still a great game, how undeveloped it is has become one of its most redeeming factors as it's just goofy asf and makes dying to something broken or stupid is funny and not frustrating

in all honesty though, it is past it's prime time and needs some serious updating soon.

however, still one of the best experiences you can get for free right now.

p.s
im so good at it
Posted 3 May, 2017. Last edited 3 May, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
This game is genuinely so fun and derpy, despite being more derpy it's entertaining and immersive as poop holy intercourse
If it's on sale, get it.
please.
it's not worth £10 but <£8 defo
Posted 1 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
re-enacted 9/11 without meaning to

9/11 would crash into towers again5
Posted 14 January, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
41.2 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
What can I say.

Positives.
The graphics are absoloutely amazing. Shame you can't tone it down a little more.
Animation is smooth and elegant, as they should be, especially if it's a sneaky ninya game.
The way they've implemented how you can "see" sound, so to speak and the field of view of your enemies is a new and pretty awesome add to a stealth game.
The way light is shown, and the fact there's a difference between being spotted and detected make for some incredible stealth kills.
A majority of the puzzles are riveting, and sometimes even confusing. Which is exactly what a puzzle should be like. In my opinion.
The equipment you can get and buy depending on how well you did in the previous levels are absoloutely superb, especially the box. A different combination of different distraction items, attack items and even your costumes, can make for a gripping and almost irresistible new gameplay every time, creating one of the greatest replay values I've ever seen in any storyline-orientated game. Even then, each costume alone creates a whole new gameplay, sneaky sneaky, terrory-makingy thing, super damage man ninja, and quite a few more. AND EVEN THEN you can decide to try and play the opposite game-style that that costume is trying to help you/make you play (that was clear).
The story is also really confusing yet also mesmerising, as there are many different signs, implying many different things. Unfortunately this doesn't mean you can have multiple story lines depending on how you play the game, or different endings, but it does make you think. Which is awesomeballs.
The art on the main menu is absoloutely delightful.

Negatives.
(I had to spend quite a long time trying to think of these)
First of all, the Mark of Serenity. Absoloutely ruins the game. You can use it in pretty much any puzzle, ruining that. Ruins all the running around and wall-climbing etc that makes the game so fun, and last, but not least, and probably not even last, ruins pretty much the entire game (If you use it, of course).
I found the first play through a tad bit easy, though it did get harder nearer to the end, as it should. However, I would have liked to have seen a bit of a difficulty choice. I am aware of the New Game + at the end, though I would have preferred to see something similar at least, in the main menu.
NITPICKINNNNNNNNNNNNG D=
The main menu could also have a "Load Game", "New Game" type thing going on, but it doesn't. So yeah.

This is not so much as a negative but more of a "What would make the game better" type thing.
Can't think of much so here's one, and I think they would probably do this anyway but. Maybe add more costumes? More equipment and maybe a side story, similar to what they had to "Dosan's Story". Maybe have Azai's story or something like that. Maybe a whole new story line for Dosan, I dunno. It has great replay value nonetheless.

All round, this game is an absoloute blast, definitely worth the £11, and alot of the negatives are nit picks and the Mark of Serenity is something you could easily not have by just having another costume, since it's the only positive on the Final Mark costume. I say costume alot, I should stop.

All in all, I would without a doubt, highly recommend this game to absoloutely anyone who enjoys stealth games. Like pleaseit'samazingafyou'llloveit.
Posted 19 October, 2015.
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6.0 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
This game is pure gold. Fun, simple, and colourful. The music and the equalizers on the wall add that little bit to make it that little bit more addictive and downright marvelous.

I would definitely recommend this game to anyone who enjoys fast paced, Quakecraft-like gameplay. And to anyone who likes fast paced EDM music that almost takes you into a wonderful new world!

9/10 for wasting your time, like every other video game. Ever.

Go study nao you lil wannabe skrubs 8)
Posted 10 September, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
Great for passing the time, or when you're feeling like a glutton for punishment.

Cried on level 6. 10/10 would cry again.
Posted 19 May, 2015.
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8.9 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Short rounds (Depending on your level), simple controls, great animation, fun and addictive. And it's ****ing 8-BIT! What more could you want in an action platformer, which actually requires thought.
I accidentely spent all night playing this and thus did awful at my exams.

10/10 would fail exams again.
Posted 19 May, 2015.
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14 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
A beautiful story, well written, each dialogue box isn't too long to be a drag, and the story/game itself is only an hour or so long. The art is wonderful, very nice and colourful. The story is monumentally touching and heartwarming.

The only con MIGHT be that the drawings/emotions are quite repetitive at one point, but otherwise they're well done and the story is just a pleasure to read.

Wonderful to save for a train/car journey, to just install it beforehand, and read it while on the journey.
All in all, wonderful story, art is very well done, and it will probably make you cry or at least shed a tear near the end (I certaintly did).
Posted 20 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
78.8 hrs on record (44.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A simply beautiful game, the items, generations, NPCs etc are all wonderfully made and thought through. A great game to play with your friends! Can't think of a thing to change about the game. I would recommend anyone who plays Terraria or any 2-Dimensional game to buy it.
Posted 2 February, 2015.
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