Two ol' chaps, named Ben and Dan, get board one day, and decide "♥♥♥♥, let's take over the world". They then create a crazy plot which involves time travel, interdimensional shenanigans, and game-developing dinosaurs. But, when they finally become rulers of the world, they realize they didn't want to rule it after all.

There, now you can move straight on to Time, Gentlemen, Please! and not have to spend 10 hours only to find out the blue tac needed to go on both the string AND severed hand.

Also, cow butt portals

Two ol' chaps, named Ben and Dan, get board one day, and decide "Shit, let's take over the world". They then create a crazy plot which involves time travel, interdimensional shenanigans, and game-developing dinosaurs. But, when they finally become rulers of the world, they realize they didn't want to rule it after all. There, now you can move straight on to Time, Gentlemen, Please! and not have to spend 10 hours only to find out the blue tac needed to go on both the string AND severed hand. Also, cow butt portals