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Recent reviews by Swiftwisp

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1 person found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record
Good fun, would recommend you play halfway through campaign so you understand it then switch to horde mode
Posted 23 April.
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3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what a mid arse game WHERE IS MY STORY LINE I NEED WALLS OF TEXT PLEASE

until they let me stroke cats this game can sit and rot with the worst graphics since 2001
Posted 9 April.
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1.0 hrs on record
the combat needs to be a bit harder, but looks fun. I look forward to co-op
Posted 21 February.
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7.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
so boring
Posted 20 February.
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12.4 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great fun and foundation, I look forward to all the content updates
Posted 8 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
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360.1 hrs on record (268.5 hrs at review time)
I love this game it is so so so good, endless hours of fun.
Posted 10 January.
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2 people found this review funny
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8.5 hrs on record
I really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tried to like this game and told myself 'don't worry it's all just tutorial stuff, you will get to the fun part soon' 8 hours later and I am doing more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fetch quests at a wedding.

Henry has a stick up his arse for being a knight hauling flour and corpses around the map with the persuasive charm of a gutter rat.
Let me get a weapon, hunt for bandits in the woods with the fun directional combat, murder all of them and sell their ♥♥♥♥.

I don't want to have intimate moments with pixel characters and endless cut scenes of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 10 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
137.4 hrs on record (102.9 hrs at review time)
love it love it love it, take your time :)
Posted 3 January.
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29.7 hrs on record
Fun little story and exploration, builds and loot are great. some side quests are very fun and the main story is great(ish).

The ending falls off and the last region you travel I just sprinted through as it is a buggy mess, but overall game is worth it, don't pay full price.
Posted 26 December, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
fell asleep playing this, all the party characters have schizo voice lines that conflict from oen sentence to the next
Posted 26 December, 2025.
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