Hello you are here to learn how to have men.
Step 1: 49 times we fought that beast your old man and me, it had a chicken head with duck feet and a woman's face too.
Step 2: Oh that's rad!
Step 3: It was waiting in the bushes for us and it tore off your dad's face, he was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess and we had to change the floors.
Step 4: The floors?
Step 5: You see his blood had drained into the boards and we had to change them but we all got a chicken-duck-women thing waiting us. Everyday I worry all day, about what's waiting in the bushes of love, about whats waiting in the bushes for us, about whats waiting in the bushes of love.
Final Step: Have men
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Step 12: Enjoy having men!!!1!