Recent reviews by Broccoli Head Man

"Leonardo, he talkin' 'bout that Halloween Snicker d***?"

u can do things

It's pure video game slop, but you can play as cool looking people with superpowers.

I got married to Gum and Poo, then I forced them to give birth to Goo, whom I later married as well. Then I murdered all of them and ate their remains.

Incredible game.

After getting a few different endings today, this became one of my favorite RPGs of all time. I haven't played one this good in DECADES.

PROS:
-Perfectly blends RPG elements like Final Fantasy 6 and Earthbound with survival horror elements of Resident Evil.
-Story and characters are an amazing mix of quirky and horrifying, and I'd say on par with Undertale and Deltarune in terms of entertainment.
-Early to mid game backtracking is rewarding and exciting when you know exactly where that new key will fit.
-Time only passes when entering new areas, fighting, and choosing how to pass time at home. Wow, why can't other games be like this?!
-Almost every battle was fun for me. Instead of mindlessly mashing "Attack" like in Final Fantasy, you actually have to think, and manage your Health and Stamina.

CONS:
-Late game backtracking can be very tedious.
-I started with the difficulty without autosave, which was a bit frustrating at first. But as my knowledge of the game grew, so did my resilience to dying.
-I did have to look up a couple things online on where to go/what to do.

Overall, this is an instant classic. Highly recommended.

Ratatouille 2: Ratatarded

Pros:
-You can buy a horse

Cons:
-Don't buy a horse

Horse:
-He's the Lord of all Horses
-And the CEO of all Neighs

-walk
-choose 1 of 3 things on ground
-die

Impossible game, 10/10

-You can shoot (pew pew).
-My friends steal every powerup (even the lame ones).
-You can die in this game (no other game).
-Every day is a risk of rain (when I lived in Seattle).
-Stewie from Family Guy is in this game (probably).

I have every achievement in this game.

It's probably good.