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Willytime

2 Mar @ 7:49pm

Recently, I've been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big ♥♥♥♥ turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then ♥♥♥♥ it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out "I love Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins" each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it's completely normal, but he's gay, so I can't trust him.

Nivendo

30 Jan, 2025 @ 3:38pm

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play minecraft sometime its a really cool lifelike with a lot of funny but kinda shocking moments (main character is steve so its kinda misogynistic), but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

takyon

18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm

𝖎𝖒 𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆𝖑𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆, 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 +𝕽𝕰𝕻

Gappy

30 Aug, 2021 @ 7:46pm

I am a certified noob at marble racing

Peppers

9 Apr, 2019 @ 12:09am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play minecraft sometime its a really cool lifelike with a lot of funny but kinda shocking moments (main character is steve so its kinda misogynistic), but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

nightzero2x

20 Oct, 2017 @ 8:20pm

♥♥♥

Lusifr

24 Dec, 2016 @ 5:30pm

𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈! 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇! ₂₀₁₇

takyon

30 Oct, 2016 @ 4:58pm

xK_x_Y_x_S(e)x

Cawfee

30 Oct, 2016 @ 3:37pm

lmao ♥♥♥

takyon

30 Oct, 2016 @ 3:03pm

sSCawxXxf33Zz

Cawfee

30 Oct, 2016 @ 2:22pm

This is why PSN needs name changing. I want to die every time I'm on there

takyon

30 Oct, 2016 @ 10:54am

Im Pulse XxXxXx

nightzero2x

30 Oct, 2016 @ 9:05am

you finally became the Cawfee

nightzero2x

10 Sep, 2016 @ 7:37pm

hys

nightzero2x

17 Aug, 2016 @ 10:44pm

https://jii.moe/VyHNqEAY-.png

Cpt. Sheep

8 Jul, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Cawfee

8 Jul, 2016 @ 12:10pm

I ate a

Cpt. Sheep

8 Jul, 2016 @ 11:49am

How've you been? I've been alright.

Cawfee

27 Apr, 2016 @ 6:40pm

I was so confused til I realized you were talking about DS2. I've never played any of the games and I just wander around. At least the only time I ever died was rolling off a cliff