Cawfee
Jake
United States
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Willytime 2 Mar @ 7:49pm 
Recently, I've been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big ♥♥♥♥ turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then ♥♥♥♥ it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out "I love Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins" each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it's completely normal, but he's gay, so I can't trust him.
Nivendo 30 Jan, 2025 @ 3:38pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play minecraft sometime its a really cool lifelike with a lot of funny but kinda shocking moments (main character is steve so its kinda misogynistic), but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
takyon 18 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm 
𝖎𝖒 𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆𝖑𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆, 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 +𝕽𝕰𝕻
Gappy 30 Aug, 2021 @ 7:46pm 
I am a certified noob at marble racing
Peppers 9 Apr, 2019 @ 12:09am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play minecraft sometime its a really cool lifelike with a lot of funny but kinda shocking moments (main character is steve so its kinda misogynistic), but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
nightzero2x 20 Oct, 2017 @ 8:20pm 
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