Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! If I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

I will restore the working man to his rightful glory. We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of the HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!

I dream of a town with the perfect blend of commerce and irrigation.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

"Hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.