"Get Jizzed on, plebs"-Saika

"♥♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna get the nailgun. We gonna do some foreplay" -someguy

"Steal from everyone, give to me" -Hardy Seamen

"I respect women. I only watch gay porn." -Mr. Bipolar

"Did someone say something about penis?" -Hardy Seamen

"Dildos are cool" -Fuz'

"It doesn't matter how much it sucks, as long as it sucks good" -Hardy Seamen

"Onslaught of scottish men. That's my favorite porno." -Hardy Seamen

"Obviously we didn't bomb them [Japan] enough if they're making trash like this." -Unlived

Jer:"It's unintuitive."
Mike:"What's that mean?"
Jer:"It's not intuitive."

"Why does everyone think we have to seduce our own siblings? This isn't the south." -Hardy Seamen

"If it can open doors it can open asses." -Unlived

"Drop your dignity and then drop your pants." -Hardy Seamen

"Yeah, because you have a massive army you can't fit in my butt." -Zach

"Max, I don't need your sass. It doesn't help the war." -Hardy Seamen

"Aww, this is no fun. They don't have Swastikas." -Hardy Seamen

"Talking about spicy ♥♥♥♥♥?" -Hardy Seamen

"Who licks a gun barrel if it's not a penis?" -Zach

That's my name wear it out, just like my ass." -Zach

"♥♥♥♥ me, Adrian!" -Zach

"Panda is daddy." -Fuz'

"I have the tightest ass." -Zach

"I smell ♥♥♥... Neeeuueuue" -Roomba Rob

"You better shift those crocs into 4-wheel drive" -Catt

"My erection has made its selection" -Koda

"Abortion is just giving back to God." -Michael

"Come on Bro! Be gay with me." -Michael

"Getting rid of slavery was a bad idea." -Zach

Shadow: "Yeah, 9."
Michael: "Yeah, 9's a good age."

"If you got a tight little butthole I'm coming for you"- Genghis Khan

"I can easily overpower women" -Zach

"Nothing wrong with chilling with your homies in the bathtub" -Zach

"I'm not gay, my friend's black." -Kong