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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 81.1 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Jan, 2025 @ 9:16am

---{Graphics}---
☑️ You forget what reality is
🔳 Beautiful
🔳 Stylistic
🔳 Good
🔳 Decent
🔳 Bad
🔳 Don‘t look too long at it

---{Gameplay}---
☑️ Very good
🔳 Good
🔳 It‘s just gameplay
🔳 Mehh
🔳 Watch paint dry instead
🔳 Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑️ Eargasm
🔳 Very good
🔳 Good
🔳 Not too bad
🔳 Bad
🔳 I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
🔳 Kids
🔳 Teens
🔳 Adults
🔳 Human
☑️ Lizards

---{Requirements}---
☑️ Check if you can run paint
🔳 Low
🔳 Medium
🔳 High end
🔳 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
🔳 Just press 'W'
☑️ Easy
🔳 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳 Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
🔳 Difficult
🔳 Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳 Nothing to grind
🔳 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳 Isn't necessary to progress
🔳 Average grind level
🔳 Too much grind
☑️ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
🔳 Story?
🔳 Like Playing "Candy Crush" For The Story
🔳 It's Alright
🔳 Well Written
🔳 Epic Story
☑️ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
🔳 Very short (0 - 5 h)
🔳 Short (5 - 15 h)
🔳 Average (15 - 25 h)
🔳 Long (25 - 60 h)
🔳 Very long (60+ h)
☑️ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
🔳 It’s free!
🔳 Underpriced
☑️ Worth the price
🔳 If it's on sale
🔳 Could Be Cheaper
🔳 Overpriced
🔳 You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑️ Never heard of
🔳 Minor bugs
🔳 Can get annoying
🔳 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔳 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


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☑️10
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